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Heddi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 01:31 PM
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I can haz conspiracee??
Edited on Sat Oct-31-09 01:32 PM by Heddi
How y'all like my Tin Foil Hat?

Actually it's my burrito costume so's that I can get a FREE BURRITO at Chiptole tonight. Yeah, I'm a sucker for free shit. Anyway, I figure it serves a dual purpose.

For example, when I put it on, not only did I get a hankerin for some sweet, low fat pinto beans BUT also I realized that Guardasil and Cerevix are just PUTTING MONEY INTO DON RUMSFELDS POCKETS. So then I went and took 40,000,000 IU's of VITAMIN D and had my thyroid checked!!!11!eleven111!! OMG! I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW OMG!

So I then ate 4 pounds of tumeric (I look like a tangerine!) and sent HEALING VIBES to all my friends (here and BEYOND1!!1)


whoops... lemme post the picture

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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 01:36 PM
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1. Is that the standard tin foil hat?
Or the super-deluxe version that also gives protection against any Fascist-Socialist ideas that may be floating around in the ether?
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Heddi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 02:05 PM
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2. (((hugs)))
sending healing vibes your way, Mr. Blur! Look for the PURPLE RUSH coming your way!!! Together maybe we can pray hard enough so that the AmeriKKKan goverment keeps it's hands off MY MEDICARE!

blessed be! Take your Vitamin D
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EvolveOrConvolve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 04:02 PM
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3. The tin foil hat is NOT to be questioned or mocked!
Didn't you get the memo?
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 04:56 PM
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4. Now, now
We all know the Heavy Duty Reynolds Wrap works far better than any regular store brand. All Tin Foil Hats are not created equal.
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 11:30 PM
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5. LOLZ!!!
You look cute in your tin-foil-hat! :D
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 11:33 PM
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6. You look like
Jiffy Pop for ZombiesTM.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 08:03 AM
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7. I like the reservoir tip
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 10:55 AM
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8. ZOMG
:rofl:
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