Illuminati Agent Captured

[mr blur]

When Knoxville Police found 25-year-old Richard Anthony Smith, they say he was trapped in an air duct about 45 feet below the roof of the Knoxville Museum of Art.

Unusual enough.

But it's what he said next--"Mission failed"--that would launch a tale of intrigue.

With help from the Knoxville Fire Department, officers pulled Smith from the air duct without injury. Then they asked him what he was doing.

A police report indicates Smith said he was a "special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931."

His mission?

One from "Director Womack," to "defuse and confiscate a Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield."

Police say Smith believed the device was concealed in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the basement of the museum.

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http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=63934&catid=2

I guess Big Yak was watching over all of us that day...

[lizerdbits]

1. I really hope this guy is getting some mental help

He could be dangerous later.

[semillama]

2. Are they sure this guy wasn't just some LARPer gone too far? n/t

[moggie]

3. He's lucky he got phone reception in that duct

As for his story, he's obviously a fantasist. Director Womack retired seven years ago.

Apparently, the description of the warhead is lifted from the film True Lies. This is possibly the first recorded case of anyone being convinced by an Arnie film. Sad story. I hope the guy gets the help he needs, rather than just being locked away.

[onager]

4. Well, the SECOND recorded case...

...of anyone being convinced by an Arnie film.

Google "California recall election 2003."

[JitterbugPerfume]

5. Damn! He broke cover!

we are trained never break cover:rofl:


on edit: I really do hope he is getting the help he obviously needs