Okay...WTF? Astrologers!

[MorningGlow]

Please to eddicate me: What planet is elevating everyone's "pissypants" level lately? Because I've just about had it up to "here" with the vast number of mean people who feel it's just fine and dandy to fart in my general direction in the past week or so.

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

Thank you! That is all! :)

[Delphinus]

1. {lol}

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MorningGlow]

3. SOOOOO trying to keep my sense of humor!

:D :grr: :D :grr: :D
:rofl:

[crikkett]

2. I'm sure it has something to do with Uranus,

if not theirs.
(snicker)

[MorningGlow]

4. ROFL!

I'm not the one pinching quarters, I'll tell you that much! Some folks I've run into lately are pinching dimes, I swear to gods!
:rofl:

[rosesaylavee]

5. Perhaps we all need to meet at your place

to begin eddicating those in your town who are ... having unpleasant gaseous excretions in your direction. :P

Let us know when we should start planning the trip? :hug:

[MorningGlow]

7. Cool!

Spring would be the safest bet. That would be...let's see...about three months from now. (Think I'm kidding? This is western NY, baby!)
:rofl:

[rosesaylavee]

9. You are having snow right now, aren't you?

But hey, I have driven to Western NY - I know the way and can make it there in one day of driving. Just tell them that they may not like the LADIES coming into town if they don't shape up. :P

[MorningGlow]

16. For once, we're escaping a Nor'easter

A couple of inches forecast--nothing like what the coast is getting. Unusual, because this first week of March is legend for really wicked weather around here.

OMG could you imagine a mess o' ASAH folks F2F?! :woohoo:

[rosesaylavee]

27. I hear some Clint Eastwood firing up in the background as we ride into town.

:rofl:

Who will we get to film it? It will no doubt be a classic. Hair blowing, caftans flowing. We would be formidable.

[MorningGlow]

28. Doodleee doodleee doo...wah WAH wah...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I don't smoke, but I think chewing on a cheroot looks so cool. Can I use a Twizzler instead, do you think?

[rosesaylavee]

30. Twizzlers would be more frightening.

Sends a message of 'we just don't care what you think'. I think mine will be the Cherry Twizzler.

[oceanspirit]

14. Oh trust me people, She's not kidding you

That town needs a cleansing desperately. I know and work with some of those from her town. Yea, mean son of a bitches!!!!!!!!!!! Poor MG. I keep telling you honey. You got move out to 315 land. We have some mean people out here, but hell you know I can clean that up and Quick!!!

Snow, Yea, we have snow. But worse, we have freezing freezing cold temps. It was like 15 today. I'm so sick of this damn cold weather and the snow, I and I"m sure MG is more than ready for some nice warm sunny dry weather. Right MG?

If anyone is inclined to. Just send some white light to MG and her Town. Maybe that will help the meanies, be nicey ones. (I highly doubt it though)

MG, sorry honey for your troubles.

I"m wrapping you in some comforting white light, and don't forget to pull up that shield of yours. Let it all bounce right back to them and off of you.

Love you hon

Oceanspirit

[MorningGlow]

17. LOL who said they were in MY town?!

Gotcha! :D

No worries--I actually am detached and amused...about half the time. The rest of the time I'm :banghead: and :grr:

[omega minimo]

21. When it happens make sure

there's no open flame around :hide:

[MorningGlow]

22. Series!

:rofl:

[Kookaburra]

6. You need the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch

That'll fix 'em.

[MorningGlow]

8. O Lord bless this thy hand grenade

that with it thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the Lord did grin...
:rofl:

[Kookaburra]

10. ~Snarf~

Oh man, milk just came out my nose.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[davsand]

11. Would you like a Unitarian Jihad name to go with that holy hand grenade?

Mine came up as Sister Nail Gun of Reasoned Discussion. How shall we address you?

http://whump.com/dropbox/other/ujname.html

I'm packing my bags already for that trip!

:evilgrin:



Laura

[Kookaburra]

12. That's too funny!!!

My name is Sister Peaceful Sword of Understanding.

[MorningGlow]

18. I love that!

I am...Sister Neutron Bomb of Love and Mercy! Truer words were never spoken! Bookmarking! :hi:

[davsand]

32. I hope it brought you a smile.

Seems like those happy smiles are in awful short supply these days.

I have to admit, the mental image of the ASAH folks converging on any given town is really pretty funny. I'm not sure the town would ever be quite the same again.

Frankly, I'm not sure any of us would be quite the same, either. I think bathing in that combined energy for a weekend might be terribly addictive for many of us, and certainly would leave some feeling a bit more secure in their daily world.

Peace to you, love. Hopefully the all negativity will fade away soon and you will re-charge quickly!

:hug:


Laura

[rosesaylavee]

29. Sister Burning Sword of Enlightened Tranquility here.

Oh yeah. :thumbsup: Don't mess with me and my tranquility.

[dalaigh lllama]

31. I am the Jackhammer of Patience

Unitarian Jihad! Yee Haw!:woohoo:

[omega minimo]

33. keep that burning sword away from the gas

:yoiks:

[rosesaylavee]

34. So true.

:rofl:

Though I did know of a guy in high school... or maybe that should be another thread.

[SheilaT]

51. Sister Sabre of Courteous Debate

checking in here.

Hmmm. I could start using Sister Sabre as a screen name across the internets.

[lildreamer316]

13. I KNOW, right???

Although I am the one with the short temper these days. I mean, ROOOOAAAAAARR!!

[MorningGlow]

19. Oh well geez you have reason, don't you?

How's it going, LD? Getting any better with you? :hug:

[lildreamer316]

47. Yes and no.

Husband actually got hired for a good job, but it does not start until April 16th. So trying to make it between now and then is..daunting.

He was so 'off his rocker' a few weeks ago I had an anxiety attack so bad I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital..I thought I was having a heart attack.
He's calmed down since then, and so have I (to some extent); but I am supremely dissapointed that the money I had taken out of our account to use for something I have been wanting for over 12 years now has mostly been spent keeping us alive. I am depressed and cannot seem to keep a positive attitude for very long; which is not like me.
On a positive note; I've started to work out and am feeling good about that.
The universe just does not seem to be providing a lot of clues/signs; at least none that I am actuallu noticing. Yesterday he won $30 on a scratch off lottery ticket (he does one about every six months; no worries there); and there have been a few other things; but not very much at all. I feel very, very out of the flow.I'll admit to worrying about the economy and whether it's worth continuing in what I want to do.

Well, it can only get better, yes?
Thanks for asking.

I'm now purring pretty well instead of roaring..you feel better?

[MorningGlow]

48. Awww

:hug:

Damn, you really are having a heck of a time, aren't you? I do hope the universe sends you a sign to point you in the right direction or at least reveal why life has to be such a challenge for now. AND that the phase ends quickly!

Purring is good, though!

I'm doing better, thanks! But my deadlines have been derailed by a sick kid (AGAIN! disease No. 3,798 since September), so I'm feeling the stress... :crazy:

[kentauros]

15. That's seven WTF's. One for each chakra?

Did you clear recently and every time you got to one, all you heard or felt was :wtf:

[MorningGlow]

20. ROFL that's cool--I didn't even count them when I CMD + V'd!

Must be something to it, however! :hi:

[omega minimo]

23. Sister Neutron Bomb of Desirable Mindfulness

:hi:

[MorningGlow]

24. We must be related!

:hi:

- Sr. Neut. Bomb II

[omega minimo]

25. IMHO to answer your question

new moon.



:hug: sista

[MorningGlow]

26. I thought the full moon brought out the crazy!

:rofl:
:hug:

[hermetic]

35. How do they do that?

I mean, Sister Machine Gun of Courteous Debate is so totally me. Clearly my politivity will come in handy in this combat and I'm only half a day away, so I'll keep an eye out for the invite. B-)

[MorningGlow]

37. Excellent!

Let's get the temps above the teens and I'll host a picnic! :hi:

[ricochetastroman]

36. Saturn opposite Uranus

and

a conglomeration of many planets in Aquarius is setting up SATURN IN VIRGO to be at the tip of a "bucket pattern". That makes Saturn extra "bitchy" right now. All the planets are on one side, Saturn by itself on the other and in Sargeant-like in Virgo.

[MorningGlow]

38. Rick! With an official astro-answer! Schweet!

Saturn, eh? I don't know anything about astrology, but the planet sounds just as temperamental as the car I used to drive of the same name!

Okay, even bigger question: When will it STOP?! :hi:

[FirstLight]

42. BY the way...saturn is our planet, twin!

Cappys get to feel teh bitchy even more? crap. I'm staying in bed for the next MONTH!!!!! year????
Just wake me when the Shift is over! lol

and use my proper name when you do - That's Sister Wooden Spoon of Gentle Everlasting Discipline ..!!!!

:rofl:

[MorningGlow]

43. OMG your name = WIN!!

You win. I give. There can be no better name than Sister Wooden Spoon of Gentle Everlasting Discipline!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yes, we are the dark, heavy, mighty Saturn! Look on our astrological power, ye other signs, and despair!
:rofl:

Staying in bed is sounding mighty appealing, I've gotta say! I had a heck of a time getting up this morning, and I'm the one who has to cajole MG Jr. into getting up and going to school. (And it's only kindergarten... :eyes:)

[ricochetastroman]

44. The answer is not to

look for when it will STOP. That is the Old astrology. THe answer is to go with the flow of what it WANTS. It SYMBOLIZES something inside of us that WANTS OUT. If we don't let it out, then shit happens. What Saturn wants is for us to stop avoiding our responsibilities. It's that simple. Look for an area in your life where you just don't want to deal with something PHYSICAL, or material. You'll see how just before your "incidents" there was suppression of something you need to face or do, and then, whammie, the 'problem'. Datz how Saturn works. Good luck.

I guess I'm saying, there is no "it".

[MorningGlow]

45. Oh no no I want it to STOP for reals!

:evilgrin:

Seriously, thanks for the additional info, Rick. It's something I need to meditate on, though. If I let out what I wanted to let out, the pissypants would be recipients of a wrath that would reduce them to smoldering cinders! Difficult to justify, from someone who's taken a vow to harm none. ;)

[ricochetastroman]

50. That's not what I'm saying...

I'm not saying LET OUT YOUR ANGER towards he or she.
I'm saying, in your regular life, there is something THAT YOU WANT that you are not expressing, (I believe), and that is leading to the frustration "out there". Think it over.

[rosesaylavee]

46. Shoot.

That means I have to work at getting it out. I was kind of hoping I could just be bitchy for a set period of time and I could say, well, it's Saturn's fault you see. :P

[Kind of Blue]

39. Sister Flaming Switchblade of Tranquilty jumpin' in!

Sister Neutron Bomb of Desirable Mindfulness just alerted me of you OP that went from anger to fun! Way to go, Morningflow, excuse me, I meant Sister Neutron Bomb of Love and Mercy. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MorningGlow]

40. I've said it before, I'll say it again

ASAH folks ROCK!

:headbang: :yourock: :woohoo: :bounce:

[Kind of Blue]

41. You rock for allowing your post a quick turn around

in mood to bring some Light! I'm spreading it to my sisters and their gonna roll with it :rofl: :rofl:

[BlancheSplanchnik]

49. I am the Katana of Looking at All Sides of the Question...

and the Question is,

STOP THIS F*#*&%ING WEATHER, MY ASS FROZE OFF AND IS STUCK TO THE ICE COVERED DRIVEWAY!

I'm on Spring (ha) break from work and I couldn't move today!

(Western New York here too! :hi: )