Anyone here good with PHP, and specifically XOOPS?

[BlueEyedSon]

I'm a pretty good engineer, but the XOOPS doc is real amateur-hour (and almost non-existent).

Reminds me of this:
At the beginning of the movie Annie Hall, Woody Allen tells a joke about two older ladies sitting down to a meal at a resort in the Catskills. One complains that the food in this particular establishment is inedible. The other joins in, “Yes, and the portions are so small.”