Let the children do the Holiday meal ---easy recipes

[Mira]


Lauren - Turkey

First you find a turkey and kill it. Cut it open. Put it in a
pan. Pour milk in the pan. Put a little chicken with it. Put salsa 
on it. Take out of pan. Put it on the board. Cut into little 
pieces. Put on a rack. Put in the oven for 7 minutes at 10 degrees.
 Take out of the oven and put eensy weensy bit of sugar on it. Put 
a little more salsa on it. Then you eat it.


Jeremy - Turkey

You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the
 refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make
sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then 
you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 
degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.



Andrew - Pizza

Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10
 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.



Shelby - Applesauce

Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up.
Then you put them in a jar that says, "Applesauce". Then you eat
 it.

Danny - Turkey

You put some salt on it to make it taste good. Then you put it in
 the oven. Then you cook it for an hour at 5 degrees. Then you eat 
it.



Christa - Cookies

Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then put them in the 
oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out and dry them 
off. Then it's time to eat them.



Irene - Turkey

Put it on a plate and put it in the oven with gravy. You cook it 
for 1 minute and for 100 degrees. Then it's all cooked. Your mom
 or dad cuts it and then eat.



Maria - Turkey

First you cut the bones out. Then you put it in the oven for 10 
hours at 600 degrees. Then you put it on the table and eat it.



Jordan - Turkey

First you have to cut it up and put it on a plate in the oven for 
9 minutes and 18 degrees. Then you dig it out of the oven and eat
 it.



Grace - Turkey

First you add some salt. Then you put it in a bowl. Then you put 
brown sugar on it. Then you mix it all together with a spoon and 
then you add some milk and mix it again. And then you put it in a
pan. Then you put it in the oven for 15 minutes and 16 degrees.
 Then you take it out of the oven and then you eat it.



Alan - Turkey

First you shoot it and then you cut it. And then you put it in
 the oven and cook it for 10 minutes and 20 degrees. You put it on 
plates and then you eat it.



Jason - Chicken Pie

Put the chicken in the pot and put the salad and cheese and mustard 
and then you mix it all together. Then put chicken sauce and stir
 it all around again. Then you cook it for 5 minutes at 9 degrees.
Then you eat it.



Christopher - Pumpkin Pie

First you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then it is all done. And you 
cook it in the oven for 12 minutes and 4 degrees. Then you eat it.


Jerry - Deer Jerky

Put it in the oven overnight at 20 degrees. Then you go hunting
 and bring it with you. Then you eat it.



Isabelle - Spaghetti

Put those red things in it. Then put the spaghetti in it. Then
cook it in the oven for 2 minutes at 8 degrees..



Nicholas - White and Brown Pudding

First you read the wrapper. Get a piece of water. Stir. Then you
 eat it.


[elleng]

1. LOVE YOU, Mira!!!!

Happy Turkey Day!!

As Dad says, ALL THE PIE IS PUNK'IN HERE!!!!

[JeffR]

2. As a lifelong lousy cook, I have to say these recipes make sense to me.

I'm going to try some of them. Danny's in particular sounds good, albeit potentially fatal...

[NanceGreggs]

3. Oh.My.God.

I cannot breathe - I repeat, I cannot breathe.

:rofl:

[JeffR]

4. And Nance has now posted a link to this in GD:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7092204

[Electric Monk]

5. You can't recommend threads from this forum

Thanks for the laugh, I would've missed this thread if Nance's hadn't ended up on the Greatest page.

[eridani]

7. We have, however, won DUzys. n/t

[annabanana]

6. I can't wait to have grandkids so they can take over. . .n/t

[Tab]

8. I like to start them off

clearing the table and doing the dishes.