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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-16-09 09:43 PM
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This isn't just creepy -
it's also funny.................

http://englishrussia.com/?p=3344#more-3344
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-16-09 10:02 PM
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1. I'm sorry, but that's just plain wrong
especially with black noodles:

For one thing, sausage and pasta without sauce is just plain nasty. For another, the fleshy sausage with pasta exudate is stomach churning enough to give me some serious nursing flashbacks.

It would have been much more appetizing without the pasta but with mustard and a roll.
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 09:04 AM
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6. WTF?!? Hot dogs in bondage?
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-16-09 10:07 PM
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2. This is even worse
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-16-09 11:25 PM
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4. WHAT IS THAT??????
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nightmares, nightmares
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-16-09 11:58 PM
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5. Definitely something that has some bite to it
:rofl:
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-16-09 10:13 PM
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3. What a totally bizarre website
Here's another one.

And here's the description that goes with it:

"When your fridge suddenly becomes empty together with your pockets, there exists one easy salvation how to make a dinner even for ten persons. First of all you should go to the nearest forest and gather crayfishes there, or whatever, we don’t know where those Russians find those cancers. Their number should be enough to fill the bathroom. Here we have to notice, that the bathroom full of crabs (or what’s their name?) of course looks ridiculous but is the most important aspect in cooking, because if you are too tired or drunk or whatever again, and need to have an instant break, they will still be alive and fresh, swimming in your bathroom. But don’t fill it to the brim, these creatures are very sly and can easily get out, kill you while you are sleeping and move out to the forest. So be attentive and better barricade the door in the bath-room or barricade yourself to make sure. So have a good and safely rest, then wake up, take several packings of sour cream and pour it out in the bathroom! The crabs like the sour cream and will stain in it. This makes them more delicious. Don’t try to spread them with the sour cream by your own hands, it can be dangerous. After all wash them with a shower, fill the bathroom with clean water, and turn on the immersion heater. The dinner is ready. Of course, keep in mind that you will need about bucket of beer to eat all those crabs"



Inventive, if nothing else! (really? feed them sour cream? I guess it could really work.)
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elleng Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 01:01 PM
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7. CREEPY to me, kiddo!
In Canada,visiting friends with puppies/dogs. Hi!
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 01:17 PM
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8. Where the hell do you **find** this stuff???
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 02:18 PM
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10. Late at night,
when all is still, after the hush falls, and it's just me and "The Steve Wilkos Show" ::: sigh ::: I cruise the Internet(s) tubes, and it's astonishing what leads to what. I rarely remember where I started, but when I find a winner, I run right back to C&B................

(If you haven't yet seen a weather map, look out for storms between now and midnight - the map is a doozy, so make sure you've got flashlights and candles and room-temperature munchies at hand ..................... http://tinyurl.com/mad4xo)

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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 02:03 PM
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9. My boyfriend thought it was "cool"
:eyes:

:rofl:

This is a guy who likes to cook Iranian and Afghani food, and has a complete set of stainless steel cookware.

:wtf:

He did say that perhaps the tots would get a kick out of it. :-)
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 02:19 PM
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11. There's a video -
so all the tricks can be revealed.

I think your boyfriend's right - kids would LOVE something this goofy.

I just wonder what kind of mind comes up with something like this ............................
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