We should teach the Intelligent Design controversy.

[TechBear_Seattle]

Specifically, this controversy:

Revealed! The true ‘Intelligent Designers’ were space aliens

To all the ideas on Intelligent Design, I wish to add my own. I believe the Intelligent Designers were space aliens. I believe that billions of years ago, alien scientists, little guys with big heads and bug eyes, were running around the universe looking for a place to conduct experiments to prove that cellular life could start from a chemical base.

They had to find some remote planet to work on because they were being persecuted by no-brain theocrats who wanted to stop stem-cell research. They flew around until they found a young planet that they thought would make a perfect, though large, Petri dish. They found some water and dumped big bags of amino acids and polypeptides in it to see what would happen. Nothing! Thinking a little electricity might help, they combed their hair real fast and created lightning. Knowing that this experiment would take some time, they decided to leave and come back at intervals to see how things were progressing.

The article continues at the Fort Wayne (Indiana) News-Sentinel, http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/news/editorial/13061589.htm

[DrGonzoLives]

1. It was the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Christ, people, get it right. All who disagree shall perish.

[MuseRider]

2. LOL

I so agree.

[Viking12]

5. rAmen.

[benddem]

3. thanks

for passing this on!!!! Wish I could get it published in the local paper.

[jrw14125]

4. yes, and they built a pyramid in antarctica

...so they could come back every 100 years and use humans to breed aliens that they could then fight in a maze that changed every 10 minutes.

despite their highly advanced technology, however, they still faught with spears.