Working people frequently ask retired people:

[babylonsister]

Kinda cute e-mail I just received... :evilgrin:

> Working people frequently ask retired people:
>
> /What the hell did you do today?/
>
> *Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went
> into a shop.
> We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a
> cop writing out a parking ticket. *
> *We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
> citizen a break?'
> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
> turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
> tires.*
> *So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and
> put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
> ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
> more tickets he wrote**.*
> *Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had a
> Sarah Palin sticker on it. We try to have a little fun each day now that
> we're retired. It's important at our age.*

[Deep13]

1. LOL nt

[Vincardog]

2. It's important at our age.

[lamp_shade]

3. Love it. Forwarded to some retired friends.

[hlthe2b]

4. THAT is priceless!

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. Oh. God that was good.

[T Wolf]

6. If only more people would do guerilla tactics like this. Hilarious and most rightous. nt

[Paper Roses]

7. Made my day! Thanks.

[Control-Z]

8. Mean, but beautiful!

Had no idea where it was headed until it got there.

[tango-tee]

9. Love it!

Thanks for the laugh!