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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:06 PM
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J&J Ejaculation Pill, World’s First, Wins Approvals (Update2)
Source: Bloomberg

By Alex Nussbaum
Feb. 10 (Bloomberg) -- Johnson & Johnson won approval in
Sweden and Finland for the first prescription pill to treat
premature ejaculation, three years after U.S. regulators rejected
the drug, the company said.
The drugmaker expects to win clearance for dapoxetine, to be
sold as Priligy, in five more European nations and has applied
for approval in Canada, Australia, Mexico, Turkey and six other
countries, said Greg Panico, a spokesman for New Brunswick, New
Jersey-based J&J, today in a telephone interview. The pill, taken
a few hours before intercourse, should be in European drugstores
by April, he said.
“There’s a globally significant market” for premature
ejaculation treatments, Panico said. He declined to estimate
sales.
Dapoxetine may generate $575 million a year by 2011 for the
company, said Michael Weinstein, a JPMorgan Chase & Co. analyst
in New York, in an Oct. 29 note to clients. It’s one of several
drugs J&J is developing to replace revenue it expects to lose to
generic competition to top-selling medications such as the
antipsychotic Risperdal, he said.

--SNIP--

No link yet.



Good news for many women!
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Triana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:08 PM
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1. I'm sure insurance will cover this as it does viagra - but NOT birth control...
...huh.
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:11 PM
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6. they will prolly make an all in one
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Sultana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:12 PM
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7. .
:grr:
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:25 PM
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16. More likely than not
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Johnboi70 Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 07:26 PM
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38. Viagra
Edited on Tue Feb-10-09 07:28 PM by Johnboi70
My insurance does not cover Viagra. That having been said, ED is a disease and the need for birth control is not. Wellbutrin and HRT are often prescribed to women for loss of libido. Those are more appropriate comparisons than is birth control. My insurance does cover those.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 04:45 AM
Response to Reply #38
67. Let me guess:
You're a man. :eyes:
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Johnboi70 Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 08:15 PM
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79. dismissive much?
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Fire_Medic_Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 12:26 AM
Response to Reply #67
80. Let me guess:
You're not. :eyes:
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 11:41 AM
Response to Reply #1
82. Preventing premature ejaculation CAN BE birth control if you practice pull-and-pray.
Maybe.

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volstork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:10 PM
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2. And yet, cancer,
AIDS, diabetes and heart disease still plague us.
If only the pharm industry had its priorities in the right place...
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Tartiflette Donating Member (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:34 PM
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21. Not fair comparisons
AIDS is a relatively new kid on the block, and much progress has been made, so that life expectancy is dramtically longer now than it was when it first came to the West's attention. (I believe an AIDS vaccine was developed that failed in early trals?). Heart disease and diabetes are extremely difficult, multifactorial issues and far far more money inside and outside the pharma industry is thrown at trying to improve the prognoses for people developing these illnesses than has ever been used in developing a treatment for premature ejaculation. Believe me, big pharma would love nothing more than being able to sell a drug which a patient could use to effectively control heart disease as it would be an enormous money spinner, and all the big companies are investing a lot of time into trying to develop such a treatment. B




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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:42 PM
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23. it most definitely IS a FAIR comparison
How many people do you know who have DIED from premature ejaculation?

:eyes:
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:35 PM
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31. So you oppose research to help people who suffer from PE?
Just curious what other medical problems you think scientists should stop working on. Given the amount of medical scientists in the world, don't you think it's possible to work on more than one thing at a time?

And while nobody has ever DIED from premature ejaculation, it is a condition that affects many men. What's wrong with people trying to address this problem? It's not as if there aren't thousands of scientists working on the other problems you mentioned.
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Fire_Medic_Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 10:52 PM
Response to Reply #23
51. You probably think Viagra a waste too.
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silverojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:33 AM
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57. Yes, it is
Though there are instances in which ED is a medical problem, it's usually psychological. Pills are a cover-up for the real problem, in most (though not all) cases. In other words, Big Pharma is just pushing yet another drug to a lot more people than really need it.

What's next, a drug to cover up frigidity in women? Wait, we'll have to come up with a scientific-sounding name for "frigidity", maybe "arousal dysfunction", or "AD" to sound super-cool. Much like how they turned "impotence" into the MANLY sounding "ED". :eyes:

Between overprescribing Viagra/Cialis/etc, and giving dangerous antipsycotics for mere depression, the drug companies are the worst drug pushers of all.
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Fire_Medic_Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:41 AM
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58. So what should Pfizer have done when Viagra failed it's clinical trial for it's intended purpose?
Should they have just thrown it out even though it proved remarkably successful for the treatment of ED with few side effects, despite the fact that they had spent millions on it? Would they have been fulfilling their fiduciary responsibility to their share holders if they had shelved it even though it would likely be remarkably profitable? I'm sure women who have trouble with frigidity with a partner they love would be happy to see a drug that might let them experience less pain during sex.

David
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 09:34 AM
Response to Reply #57
70. Nice to see the callous disregard for legitimate medical problems for men
For some people, ED is psychological, but for many others, it is a very legitimate medical issue.

Ah but what the fuck - it's just men, who cares if a man can't maintain an erection, or enjoy intimacy with his partner. Nobody has to have sex, right?
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:18 AM
Response to Reply #23
74. So then we only do research on fatal diseases, right?
Do they have to be immediately fatal, or what about the ones where you linger for a few years before you die?

Bake
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Fire_Medic_Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #74
77. Strangely enough that's how Viagra came about.
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SteelPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 11:50 AM
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83. You should educate yourself a little bit on how the process works
People like to say that the companies, and scientists, have their priorities in the wrong place because they develop drugs like say Viagra. However Viagra was developed as a drug to treat Hypertension, High Blood Pressure, and Heart Disease....is that something that's ok to develop a drug for? They found out in testing that it had little effect on Angina but instead did....well what it's now famous for.

Is it wrong that they marketed a drug for erectile dysfunction (I hate that term)? Their priority was heart disease, but they found a drug that treated something else.

I'm willing to bet there's a similar story with this drug.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:10 PM
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3. No more Jizz in my Pants?
:cry:
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:15 PM
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10. Reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke...
I went to see my doctor who told me he wanted me to have a complete physical. He said he wanted a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample. So I left him my underwear and went home!

:rofl:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:07 AM
Response to Reply #3
61. JAYSUS RCRUSH
IMMEDIATE ASS-KICKING SCHEDULED
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:11 PM
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4. I've never understood that term.
Premature to what?
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:13 PM
Response to Reply #4
8. LOL I get mine, you want yours you better hurry up!
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:26 PM
Response to Reply #8
17. "Honey, this is going to be fun...
... wasn't it?"
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One_Life_To_Give Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 09:02 PM
Response to Reply #4
46. Less than 1 minute typical
While it could mean anything sooner that what the individual might like. Clinically I believe it is less than 2 minutes. With typical times for sufferers of less than 1 minute. And for some its a few seconds. Never heard if any women having this but I suppose they might not complain if they did.
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GoesTo11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:11 PM
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5. What happened to thinking about baseball?
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:15 PM
Response to Reply #5
9. Don't think about football
It's got "penetration" and "tight ends" and "red zones"
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:16 PM
Response to Reply #5
11. Balls, turf, going deep, third base - you do the math
:rofl:
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GoesTo11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:19 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. you all got such a dirty mind
everything is sexual if you try really hard to see it that way

no wonder they need a drug

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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:30 PM
Response to Reply #12
18. Well, there's always tiddlywinks...
:hi:
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 07:32 PM
Response to Reply #5
39. To be more specific, the Infield Fly Rule.
That usually was good for a half hour, at least.




:P






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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:21 PM
Response to Original message
13. I recall hearing a long time ago
that toothpaste is the best remedy as it contains a mild anaesthetic.

Yes - I know ..........you can brush her teeth at the same time. :)
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ChromeFoundry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:23 PM
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14. So what happens if you...
Take one of these...
One Viagra...
Two cans of Red Bull...

LOL
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:31 PM
Response to Reply #14
19. You win a popularity contest.
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ChromeFoundry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 07:15 PM
Response to Reply #19
36. sharp increase in KY sales!
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:24 PM
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15. Practice cured that for me by the time I was about 20
:D
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:32 PM
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20. Title of thread said "Ejaculation Pill" made me think of a pill that makes you ejaculate.
Which I dont know if I would like or would hate.
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:35 PM
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22. And just what is wrong
With simply practicing tantric sex? No instant gratification? Oh, wait..
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peoli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:56 PM
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27. its kind of disturbing to see Steven Hawling next to the words Tantric Sex...
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:32 PM
Response to Reply #27
30. Well, you never know now do you?
Actually I was thinking of a specific um, technique.
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Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:44 PM
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24. And this is why The Villages
is the STD capital of Florida.
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:45 PM
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25. side effects may include
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:51 PM
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26. Another great scientific triumph completely lost on me.
I live in a town that has potentially available women that come in the following classifications:

1. Jailbait

2. 3 teeth and the shape of a pear

3. Insane

4. Alcoholic

5. Married

6. Drug Addicted

7. Any combination of the above

And I ain't lyin' or engaging in hyperbole. This is socio-sexual equivalent of The Gulag Archipelago.

I mean, I consider the mere existence of Viagra and its siblings nothing but a cruel joke.
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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:06 PM
Response to Reply #26
28. You live in central Delaware too?
But seriously, you forgot:

8. More tattoos than teeth

9. Six kids by the time they are 18

10. Amish (this only applies to some areas, including central Delaware)
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 09:44 AM
Response to Reply #28
71. Naww....

3 teeth sounds like a lot for Hartly.
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:37 PM
Response to Reply #26
32. Here one could add:
Fundie repugs

Aggressive "pro-lifer" women (not all of whom are repugs)

Chain smoking multiple divorcees

High maintenance Eurotrash



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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 07:21 PM
Response to Reply #26
37. I guess I have to wonder
what it is some of you guys want, besides a combination of Rachael Ray and Scarlett Johanssen.

Then again, I realize that women over 40 start taking on pear shape, and are no longer desirable, are they? :sarcasm:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:23 AM
Response to Reply #37
55. I invite you...
To come to the little town I live in. You will immediately understand my plight.

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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:14 AM
Response to Reply #55
64. Tandalayo, I'm not doubting you
I hope that someone nice comes along soon. I also hope she has the characteristics you're looking for, and is smart enough to vote Democratic.

I'm over 40 and pear-shaped. Luckily, I still have all my teeth. ;-)
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 08:13 AM
Response to Reply #64
69. Well, you see!
You are already miles ahead of the game!

It's not the shape of a pear that bothers me as much as the three rust color teeth. They usually go with a raspy voice not unlike that of the actress from "Throw Mama from The Train".

It's like the whole effect. :scared:
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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:15 AM
Response to Reply #37
63. Is Rachel Ray considered sexy on some planets? nt
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 09:47 AM
Response to Reply #63
72. No

Scarlett Johannsen is. Rachael Ray can cook.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:20 AM
Response to Reply #26
75. Holy crap, where do you LIVE?????
Note to self: wherever it is, avoid it.

:hi:

Bake
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:31 PM
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29. Scotch always worked for me.
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:47 PM
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33. I guess the teens will be into that.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:48 PM
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34. cool..... a sex post in "latest breaking news"
there are other medications and techniques to stop premature ejaculation....

can i say "boner" in latest breaking news?

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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:55 PM
Response to Reply #34
35. Isn't that a GOP congressman?
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 07:38 PM
Response to Reply #34
40. No, you may not say boner.
It is never permissable to type out the word "boner" in LBN. Boner is verboten.

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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 11:10 PM
Response to Reply #34
53. Well, it is good to know if you are investing with JNJ. nt
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Ghost Dog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 04:13 AM
Response to Reply #53
66. Hmmm:
NEW YORK, Feb 10 (Reuters) - Short interest on the New York Stock Exchange
rose 0.6 percent in late January, the exchange said on Tuesday, suggesting an
increase in bearish sentiment. For story please see .

Below are the five NYSE stocks that experienced the largest increases and
decreases in short positions from mid-January to late January, according to
information released by the exchange.

The five companies with the largest overall short positions are also
listed.
COMPANY JAN 30, 2009 JAN 15, 2009 NET CHANGE PCT CHANGE
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
FIVE BIGGEST INCREASES:
General Electric Co (GE.N) 167,972,565 142,508,373 25,464,192 17.87%
Citigroup Inc (C.N) 180,983,983 162,793,089 18,190,894 11.17%
Banco Santander S.A.(STD.N) 32,658,235 19,383,491 13,274,744 68.48%
Pfizer Inc (PFE.N) 89,402,555 78,153,592 11,248,963 14.39%
New York Community (NYB.N) 28,781,736 18,439,584 10,342,152 56.09%
FIVE BIGGEST DECREASES:
Nokia Corp (NOK.N) 18,552,903 38,313,687 -19,760,784 -51.58%
Wells Fargo & Co (WFC.N) 111,677,537 125,872,995 -14,195,458 -11.28%
Wal-Mart Stores (WMT.N) 40,345,362 50,760,650 -10,415,288 -20.52%
Johnson & Johnson (JNJ.N) 25,595,022 33,671,605 -8,076,583 -23.99%
EMC Corp (EMC.N) 45,809,727 53,372,969 -7,563,242 -14.17%

/... http://216.35.67.135/article/companyNews/idUKN1032675620090210?symbol=JNJ.N
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bitchkitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 07:47 PM
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41. Pshaw. Just rub Anbesol on it! n/t
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santamargarita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 08:04 PM
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42. Finally, something for Republicans besides Viagra
:dilemma: :sarcasm:
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GoesTo11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 09:03 PM
Response to Reply #42
47. Actually, they could bundle the new drug with Viagra!
Ready, but not too ready..
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 08:33 PM
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43. What the hell is J&J thinking? Chasing after "Me Too" drugs?
Sad.......
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 08:38 PM
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44. For many, this couldn't have come soon enough.
I crack me up.
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 09:42 PM
Response to Reply #44
49. Okay, you got me.
:rofl:
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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 11:11 PM
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54. Haha! Me too! nt
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 09:49 AM
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73. Oh, come now, that was uncalled for /nt
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:26 AM
Response to Reply #44
76. I bet it took you a while to come up with that one ...
:hi:

Bake
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 08:51 PM
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45. Lol, "A family company"
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getthefacts Donating Member (190 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 09:32 PM
Response to Reply #45
48. I wonder if they will use the
same marketing line they used for the baby shampoo:

"...and when the two of you are bonding, there's no room for tears..."
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Sen. Walter Sobchak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 09:52 PM
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50. 82%-90% OFF! Pri1igy $1.43/pill, VI4GR4 Pills$2.21/pill, Super LowPrice just for you
you know its coming...
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 10:56 PM
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52. But when will they have a pill that treats assholism?
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elleng Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:25 AM
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56. Well isn't that nice?
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NoodleyAppendage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:58 AM
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59. Oh...me so horny...me love you long time... (as soon as I can pop my Priligy). n/t
J
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:04 AM
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60. re-cum-mend. nt
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:10 AM
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62. This thread is the funniest I have read in a long, long time.
There are tons of other pills to get..."UP" that are on the market besides Viagra. Just never take Ginseng on its own, its gives you wild hallucinations and fast heartbeats, and never watch a horror movie after taking it. :rofl: My husband (then boyfriend) will never ever live that one down!
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BrightKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 04:04 AM
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65. Properly opening a champaign bottle is not that difficult.
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 04:08 AM by BrightKnight
Why would any adult need a pill for that?
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slampoet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 05:10 AM
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68. Yet again Boomers get a new toy before Gen X gets a cure for AIDS.
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 05:13 AM by slampoet

or a new birth control,

or the male pill,

or any change in condom technology,
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Fire_Medic_Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 07:59 AM
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84. It seems they have managed to "cure" it in one person.
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:51 PM
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78. Ohh, ohh, oh yes! that's gr... DAMN!!
great news.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 11:41 AM
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81. K&R!
Not that I need it.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 11:27 PM
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85. One small step for men, one giant leap for womankind
It will be a very simple drug to prescribe, too...just issue one of those preprinted prescription slips to anyone whose wife drags him into the office by the ear. No fucking guy is going to walk into the doctor and admit he's done in thirty seconds, but his wife sure as hell will.

I just hope these are cheap, so even lower-income wives can finally have orgasms.
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