The GLBT room is soooooo boring. Why do I even keep checking in?

[cboy4]

:hide:

We need to transform this place into more of a lounge setting, IMO

What do you you all think?

Maybe help is just one call away? :

[meegbear]

1. It needs a new look DAH-LING!

Some fresh paint, some throw pillows. Paging Christopher Lowell!

[cboy4]

2. Yup, it need suh 'inn

Paging the FAB 5

[msongs]

3. ken mehlman has some design concepts ->

personally I don't care for the fancy entrance arch.

Msongs
www.msongs.com/demfest1.htm

[cboy4]

5. "don't care for the fancy entrance arch." . . .

:spray:

[sui generis]

4. you're right. Let's redecorate

I say we ditch the dreadful eighties torchiere.

No slings, saddles or mounted toy collections (where everyone can see them)! And gurrrrrl orange shag is never coming back.

[xchrom]

6. is that a picture of our clubhouse?

in that case i'll make mojitos -- lots of mojitos.

and tons of ramos fizzez on sundays!

[sui generis]

7. you make yours with egg whites?

they are soooo good.

looks like we need some deck chairs too. I can already taste that mojito . . . and don't forget!!!!



earrings. I don't go anywhere without these heirlooms.

[xchrom]

8. of course egg whites!

and along with the mojitos -- i'm bringing my old sylvestor!

sylvestor and two tons of fun, baby!

[cboy4]

9. I would vote for this a GLBT headquarters! When do we move in?

:bounce: :bounce:

[cboy4]

10. I KNOW WHAT WE NEED!!! Some thump-a-thump-thump QAF-kinda

music imbedded in our room so it plays anytime you're in the GLBT room.

That would be awesome!!!!

[Duncan Grant]

11. Who knew GLBT people were so staid?!

Bette telling a Sophie Tucker joke, circa 1982...

I will never forget it you know, I had gone to the grocery store for some odds and ends. I looked around for a suitable looking bag boy to help me into the parking lot with my purchases.

On the way into the parking lot I am ashamed to tell you all that I was over come with an attack of passion....and bad taste. I grabbed the bag boy. I said "Young man, I have an itchy booty."

He said "Sorry lady, I don't know one Japanese car from another."

More tasteless jokes here...

[cboy4]

12. Nice goin 94114....jokes are good....ANYTHING to liven up tha place I say!

[NMMNG]

13. Because the people are fabulous?

[cboy4]

17. Buffy, you put the "F" in fabulous people. This place would SUCK without

you! (no offense to all of the other fabulous people!)

[NMMNG]

21. Likewise

[RedXIII]

14. Plus a Gothic Renaissance Flavour.. Warning not safe for 56K.

And a pic from Instinct mag.

[RedXIII]

16. This place could use some classical music....

hey that gives me a idea.

*pulls out Lute*

*starts singing*

*Pastime with good company
I love and shall until I die.
Grutch who lust but none deny
So God be pleased thus live will I.
For my pastense hunt sing and dance
My heart is set,
All goodly sport, for my comfort
Who shall me let.

Youth must have some daliance
Of good or ill some pastance
Company me thinks then best
All thoughts and fancys to digest.
For idleness is chief mistress
To vices all
And who can say,but mirth and play
Is best of all.

Company with honesty
is virtue,vices to flee.
Company is good and ill,
But every man hath his free will.
The best ensue. The worst eschew.
My mind shall be:
virtue to use, vice to refuse.
Thus shall I use me.*

*bows and walks away.*

[cboy4]

18. Yes! Classical music!!! --

(no offense)

[RedXIII]

24. ...

Google is your friend type in "Pastime with good company Henry VIII"

in fact i did it for you: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-41,GGLG:en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=pastime+with+good+company+henry+VIII&spell=1

[cboy4]

32. Google is my ENEMY if that's the kind of music it finds! LOL!!!!

BLAH! ;)

[RedXIII]

41. well lets's face it....

The Middle Ages is having a lot of interest like the movies Shakespeare in love,Elizabeth,Kingdom of Heaven,and specials on tv like there is gonna be a special on the Knights Templar on August 4 at 8A.M. PST on the History Channel And Renaissance Faires(Fairs) all over the nation.

As i'm typing this i'm looking at my shield over the fireplace and my English suit of Armour. (:

That song is easily translated if you have the New Verse Translation of Beowulf.

[cboy4]

43. Hey what you do with your English suit if Armour is totally

your business! :spray:

[cboy4]

19. Dump the first two portraits, and now we're getting somewhere!!!! :)

But having said that, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention this:

[meegbear]

22. The bear pic can stay, dump the others

[pepperbear]

15. I'm thinking a few throws.... n/t

[cboy4]

20. Alright, I give up. Someone explain it to me.

I guess I'm slow :cry:

[Duncan Grant]

34. Throws as in pillows and fabrics?

Think GUMP'S or Crate & Barrel etc.

Jeez, didn't they send you to interior designer school when you came out? :D

[cboy4]

35. Hey, homosexuality is a choice. I absolutely believe the heathens...

uh, I mean the christians, so why would I have gone to designer school???? :wtf:

HEHEHEHEHE ;)

[sui generis]

23. Well so far,

we have a lovely beach Cabana inhabited by a 16 century bear, a bunch of overprocessed queens with w-a-y too much product on, some fabulous people such as ourselves, an 80's torchiere with pickled oak furniture and a corduroy easy chair but a fabulous deck and view, some chicken who partied too hard and lost his shirt, and of course the ever fabulous winged demon sui generis barbecuing conservatives out on the patio, and xchrom keeping us up to our eyeballs in gin fizzes and mojitos.

What's playin'? We need some tracks. And where are all the lesbians!? Oh, someone just called. There are forty of them on a queen sized float out in the harbor. They want to know if one of us can bring them some beer, another float, and some fresh lesbians.

:hide:

hee hee

[Jamastiene]

47. Hmm, fresh lesbians...

my favorite kind. I'll take two, please.

[terrya]

25. Call Carson, Jai, Ted and Kyan. Leave Thom.

The forum itself looks ok, imo. :-)

[RedXIII]

26. ...

*i'll drink to that*

*brings mead and drinks to that*

[cboy4]

27. Prally just need Jai out of the bunch to get the party started!

Plus he's cute ;)

[terrya]

28. Jai is cute, but...

I might be the only one who thinks Ted is pretty cute. :-)

[cboy4]

29. Well, he's not really my type, but his cooking abilities are totally hot!

;)

[swimboy]

37. I'm with you on that!

:thumbsup:

I know I'll stop dancing some day, but good cooking is forever!

:loveya:

[ronnykmarshall]

30. Jai makes me

wanna release an egg!

[cboy4]

31. Poor Jai

[swimmernsecretsea]

33. Go for it!

[cboy4]

36. HOLY F!!!

:wow:

[swimboy]

38. What this forum needs

is some Patti Labelle!


Either that or some wrestling cadets
like this:


or this:




What happens is, two gimlets, and I start posting indiscriminately. Please respect me in the morning.

[cboy4]

39. LOL!!! Now that's what I'm talkin about!

:bounce:

[Exiled in America]

40. It may move slow, but I appreciate the LGBT news content

Relaxed is ok, but I don't want to lose the news and commentary that comes from this forum. :)

[cboy4]

42. "It may move slow" LOL - - - No, I agree, I love the news content

as well.

I'm not wanting to turn the room into a gay club....................well sorta I am.

But the news is certainly welcome and encouraged! ;)

[Jamastiene]

48. Yes, I tend to move slow...

and I love a woman with a slow hand in return as well. :evilgrin:

[MuseRider]

44. Just peeking in....

may I say once again that I love you all? I have nothing to add, just boring breeder stuff so have at it, I love what you are doing with the place. :hug:

[cboy4]

45. and we love you!!

:pals:

[Jamastiene]

46. Jama picks up her hammer, a saw, and some nails.

Let's fix this place up a bit, shall we? I'll build a nice picnic table and a kick ass deck (with a stage) for us to have parties with bands and/or DJ's. We absolutely need a pool too. We'll probably need some nice lounge chairs too. I'll build the frame, but someone else will have to do the upholstering. I don't do fabric work, :P.

Let's do this and have a huge pah-tay. Btw, who'll volunteer to bartend for us?

[cboy4]

50. How 'bout getting that ass clown Mel Gibson to bartend?

That is if he's not booked that night setting fire to a synagogue? :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

49. Kick.

[Deja Q]

51. Well, I'll be happy to contribute.

:party: