Aravosis asking congress to sign "marriage protection pledge".

[idgiehkt]

This is hilarious. The video is here, talks about alot of republicans divorce and adultery stuff (just the bill sponsors)

http://www.politicstv.com/blog/?p=140

Then he's asking everyone to call the bill sponsors and declare that the will 'never divorce their current or future spouse, never commit adultery and never engage in sodomy or oral sex.' Lol. Some of the readers are recounting the conversations on the homepage...http://americablog.blogspot.com/
Aravosis gives advice here about what to say:
"And don't worry about mixing things up a bit. Perhaps call one office and ask about cunnilingus, then call another and ask about masturbation. I know I, for example, really want to know if the unmarried Lindsey Graham (R-SC) masturbates (he's not supposed to according to the Bible and the religious right), and he'd better be practicing abstinence.

I'd also like to know why Kay Bailey Hutchison is divorced. She's making Jesus cry.

And finally, does Rick Santorum practice cunnilingus and has he ever had a blow job?"

hysterical.

:headbang:

[wakeme2008]

1. Will not go into Rick having oral sex

with a pig... Will not go there :rofl:

Film at 11

[idgiehkt]

2. conversations with congress's office staff are HYSTERICAL!

Aravosis is posting the comments as people submit them of their phone conversation with the staff.
This one came from Martinez (FL):

"So help me God, I called Martinez's office. I said that, given the Senator's interest in protecting marriage combined with Florida's high divorce rate, would he be willing to introduce an amendment to outlaw divorce.

I was told I'd have to submit that question in writing since that had not been previously considered.

I put on my indignantly surprised voice and said, "You mean to tell me that given all the discussion in the Senate about protecting marriage, I'm the first person to bring up this ideas?"

So help me God, her answer was to say, "The Senator is not interested in protecting marriage but in protecting the definition of marriage."

Finally, at least...an honest Senate staffer.

more at the link in OP. These are a hoot, lol.

[MuseRider]

3. Those are hysterical!

Still, I am NOT going to call Brownback's office. I already know the answer, Mr. Brownback knows the lord is watching.

[idgiehkt]

4. I don't think I could do it.

This is terrible, but I can type this stuff but I would probably stutter through it tryin to say it out loud. My rep, Sue Myrick, already cheated on her husband with a married man, so it's all out in the open. She still got elected mayor of Charlotte.

[idgiehkt]

5. Crooks and Liars has one call on mp3. too funny

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/06/05.html#a8595

...I've listened to this about ten times, lol, I just can't stop. It does my heart to hear someone ask "has the senator ever engaged in sodomy, analingus, cunnilingus, etc?"

[NMMNG]

6. Priceless!

:rofl: