Ann Coulter: I'd Tell My Gay Son He's Adopted

[WillParkinson]

The Queen of Mean would make a loving mom.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2011/06/coulter-id-tell-my-gay-son-hes-adopted.html

[enki23]

1. might be hard to pull off if he inherited her adams apple

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[Liberal Veteran]

2. I'm sure your gay son would tell everyone else he was adopted too.

It certainly would be preferable to admitting you sprang forth from the genetic cesspit of Ann Coulter.

[HelenWheels]

4. I had the same thought nt

[ruggerson]

3. is this Ann's contribution to the "it gets better" campaign?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. That's just such a sad sad way of trying to stay "relevant". "WHY WON'T THEY LOOK AT ME?!!!!"

[Kurovski]

6. Since babies don't know how to mix cocktails, it simply won't ever happen.

I'm sure her gay pals are lulzing like mad.

[Warpy]

7. It would be the best gift that harpy could give a gay child.

Honestly, if you were related to that thing, wouldn't you be thrilled to find out you actually belonged to a sane family?

[Lint Head]

8. Dried up skeletons can have sex?

[Occulus]

9. Christ, I'm conflicted on this one in about six different ways

No, really. I'm being honest. 'Course, I'm not exactly having a happy night at the moment, but still....

[Wolf Frankula]

10. Adoption is the only way Annthrax could have a child

I wouldn't fok her with Donald Rumsfeld's cock, and I doubt anyone else would either.

Wolf

[LeftinOH]

11. There is a silver lining: She's a little old to be having kids now, and she's not likely to adopt

any. The family tree may die off with this twisted stump.

[IrishEyes]

12. He would be thrilled to find out he is adopted.

Thankfully, she is not a mother to anyone. I can't imagine having that disgusting human being as a parent.