So, THIS is what happens when I have to go do a few errands?!?!?!?

[Jamastiene]

Can't leave the place alone for 3 hours without pure chaos breaking out...and I missed it ALL!!! :cry:

[FreeState]

1. Get an iPhone (or any internet capable phone)

then you will never miss a beat:)

[Jamastiene]

8. I still have an old Sony Ericson phone from the ice ages.

I think it'll do internet, but I cannot see on the 1 inch by 1 inch screen. :P

[xchrom]

2. yes -- and i couldn't flamboyantly keep lost in va in line

it's her fault.

[LostinVA]

5. Isit MY fault you were off practicing

for the Wrist-Flipping Olympics in Provincetown next month???

(you ever answered my email from yesterday, beeatch).

[Jamastiene]

9. It's always her fault.

She'll admit that. :P

[LostinVA]

3. What errands?

Were you buying Indigo Girls cds and wallet chains???

[xchrom]

4. this is all your fault. nt

[LostinVA]

6. For the record, I was driving home between 5:00 pm and 5:45 pm

Not counting my stop at Advance Auto Parts.

[xchrom]

7. see? it's your fault. nt

[Jamastiene]

11. Was your Advance Auto Part stop a want or need?

I stop there for both. It's one of the few places on Earth, other than Lowe's, where wants and needs are equally fun to shop for. :P

[LostinVA]

15. I only go there for needs -- Lowe's is for needs AND wants!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. Advanced Auto Parts?

God, that's so fucking lesbian of you.

[Jamastiene]

13. You haven't LIVED until you have put a master cylinder on

a car and had the mechanics my aunt trusts say, "Well, the brakes didn't work and now they do. She did it right. Why do you need my seal of approval?" :P

[MNBrewer]

20. I read the rest of that

I mean, I've put a few "Master cylinders" on (my tongue), but.......never on a car.

[mitchtv]

14. Gaydar : condition Violet.

Here I am slaving over a hot stove

[Jamastiene]

10. I had to take the trash to the dump,

empty my cargo pants pockets into the Coin Star and get some groceries. After that, I came home and cooked some chili.

After that, my aunt wanted me to watch some of the stuff she taped for me. One of the things she taped was a story about a guy from Indonesia who had tree stumps growing out of his skin all over his body.

She knows I'm super interested in Morgellon's Disease and other medical mysteries. She knows it is a good thing we do not have TLC and Discovery on our cheap basic cable lineup. She would be in her room watching LMN all day long and I would be in my corner of the world watching everything but baby deliveries. I won't watch those since that one I saw where they slapped the bloody, mucous covered, undercooked, screaming, purple alien big eyed toothless hairless "baby" on the woman's chest right after she pushed it out (and that was a "normal" human baby delivery). They didn't even clean it up first. :puke: :faint: THAT, I could not take, but I once cleared my entire family, including my creepy, gross step brother, out of the room watching a documentary about trepanation. I wanted to do that badly back during the 90s. Actually, I'd still do it if someone would help me hold the drill still. I'm shaky handed on a good day. We all know that though. Dr Pepper is my version of alcohol. :evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

16. You blink... and its gone.

Alas, I missed it too.

[Jamastiene]

18. Lately, I seem to miss everything.

It's like I'm in lala land or something. I can't seem to snap out of it. Of course, I like lala land quite a bit. It's nice there. :shrug:

[racaulk]

17. I missed it all too, Jama.

:(

[Jamastiene]

19. That's ok.

We'll make some fun of our own somehow. :hug:

[Chovexani]

21. It was a nuclear homocaust

Be glad you missed it. :scared: :nuke:

[Jamastiene]

22. Was it THAT bad?

I come back to see threads asking questions are locked and have no clue why. It must have been a really rough one. :scared:

[donco6]

23. An apt description.

But we made lemonade and it was really, really delicious.

[LostinVA]

24. I am totally stealing that