You can't put THAT on a jersey!!!

[slestak]

Warning! Read at your own peril.

This is the list of  "naughty" words not allowed on personalized jerseys at the NFL Shop. They were extracted by a reader from a java script list found on the NFL Shop site (the script was removed shortly after we posted this list).

http://outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshopnaughtywords.htm

Related: Read the story "Gay a Naughty Word to the NFL". After this appeared, the NFL reversed policy and  will allow "GAY" on a jersey.

http://outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshop.htm

[TalkingDog]

1. They missed Onanism Rocks! n/t

[displacedtexan]

2. If you see Kay

would probably cause their legal dept. fits!

[david_vincent]

3. Damn! This means I can't order

the "GONORRHEA" Raiders jersey that I've been dying to get...

[ET Awful]

4. Hmm, "Yuck Fu" isn't banned :)

It looks like "Slam Hound" is permissible too :)

[Up2Late]

5. What's the deal with 420? I don't get it

Drug reference?

I guess the Kids today never heard of 714 (Quaalude's):shrug:

[Mojambo]

7. 420 is a universal reference for Marijuana.

http://tinyurl.com/4jbkt

[TalkingDog]

10. There's a local college station that has a DeadHead "hour"...

it starts at 4:20 in the afternoon.

My husband is a music fan and likes the Dead, but had no idea about 4:20 til I clued him in.

No worries, we're just middle-aged and out of it.

[Up2Late]

6. Or how about C-MEN

or I-C-U-P:shrug:

[KamaAina]

8. But they already had a "Gay" jersey!

It appeared on the back of one of the World Champion New England Patriots, for crying out loud!



So they were gonna tell me I couldn't go to Sports Authority and get a replica of one of my Pats?? Criminetly.

Then again, I live in the state where the college coach made us drop the "Rainbow" from "Rainbow Warriors" bec ause he "couldn't recruit guys to play for the Rainbows" (or was it that his name is June??).

[DrGonzoLives]

9. Yet the NHL sells Satan jerseys

Go figure.