I have a splitting headache tonight, but unlike some people,

[cboy4]

I can sleep tonight knowing I stand by my hometown teams.

[madinmaryland]

1. Wow! You are such a comedic genius!

[TZ]

2. Yeah. I'm sure certain people lose sleep over the fact

that YOU think they aren't real sports fans..Self important much? :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

3. wrong thread

[MrPerson]

4. The Sharks are Loosers.

[Upton]

6. Why don't you go out and inhale some pollution..

[MrPerson]

7. The stench from that loss has drifted across to Pittsburgh.

[Upton]

5. After that Sharks game

I'm not feeling too good or optimistic myself...but like you, I'll stick with my teams through thick and thin....

TRUE Bay Area sports don't check to see which way the wind is blowing before declaring our allegiance, because we are REAL sports fans.

[Forkboy]

9. You're half right. You two are real somethings.

[TZ]

10. !

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

17. Huh? What the fuck dude. True Bay Area Lab Co. fans don't check in..

:wtf: are you talking about B-Roid??

I guess it depends on which way the cream is applied.

:shrug:

[Forkboy]

8. Ego much?

[cboy4]

11. Why are you even replying to this? I wasn't talking about you.

Or do you just like poking me in the eye because you're still bent out of shape I handed you your ass on a platter?

[Forkboy]

13. It's a message board, idiot. People reply to messages on them.

[madinmaryland]

14. It's really sad that you don't understand that it was your ass that was

handed to you on a platter.

Just really sad.

[MrPerson]

15. link, please.

[madinmaryland]

16. Why? Have you gotten your ass handed to you in this forum??

if not, then don't worry about it.

[MrPerson]

18. No. But I still would like to see the evidence.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. Learn A New Tune

This one is getting old. And this is coming from somone who ONLY pays attention to Chicago teams.

But, you've gotten quite tedious about this.
GAC

[cboy4]

19. You only pay attention to Chicago teams? You have my

sympathy.

[madinmaryland]

20. Just as you have my sympathy.

[cboy4]

21. I wasn't talking to you. You are so obsessed with me that

now you are answering for other people.

Although maybe you have decided to start rooting for Chicago teams. I can see it as something you would certainly do. :eyes:

[madinmaryland]

22. The last time I checked, this was a PUBLIC message board. If you want your private

missives with Upton to remain private, I would suggest you use a feature that Democraticunderground has that is called "private message".

:eyes:

[ProfessorGAC]

23. Hypocrite

I'm doing EXACTLY what your claim fans should do, and you criticize that. Just idiotic.

How many championships have your Warriors won? Oh yeah.

When's the last time your football team was in the Super Bowl? Oh yeah.

When's the last time your baseball team won over 95 games? Oh yeah.

And, your avoidance of the actual issue is further proof of your vacuousness.

If you were 10% as smart as you think you are, you would be almost as smart as my dog.
GAC

[trumad]

24. Dude--- don't insult your dog.

[cboy4]

26. Trumad, it's better to keep your mouth closed and let everyone

think you're an douche, than to open it and remove all doubt.

[madinmaryland]

27. Thankfully for the amusement of this forum, you continue to open your

mouth and prove what a douche you are!

[TZ]

28. +1

Oh and +1 to Trumad's comment as well..:rofl:

[Forkboy]

30. +10

[Forkboy]

29. Irony...it's not just for breakfast anymore.

[cboy4]

25. No I'm not critcizing you for rooting for Chicago teams.

I said you have my sympathy for drawing such a short straw.

When was the last time the Cubs won a world series? *crickets*
When was the last time the Bulls won an NBA title? *crickets*
When was the last time the Bears won a Super Bowl? *crickets*
When was the last time the Blackhawks won a Cup? *crickets*


And you mock my teams? lol

[ProfessorGAC]

33. What A Tool You Are!

Conveniently you forgot the Sox.

Conveniently you forgot the Bears were in the Superbowl 2 years ago.

Conveniently you forgot the Bulls won their last title just 10 years ago, while your teams haven't won since the ABA folded. (Which was probably before you were born.)

And, the time between the last time the Bears won a Superbowl and the Raiders did (your field of play) is shorter. And the 49's haven't won in nearly 20 years. So, your point was?

Your a silly little piece of work.

You really don't even know what YOU mean. Just a punk with a computer.
GAC

[cboy4]

38. I thought you were a Cubs fan?

The Bear's Super Bowl win was almost 30 years ago.

The Bulls' last trophy was more than a decade ago.

The Cubs' last ring was about 100 years ago.

So you have no room to mock my teams.

[Onceuponalife]

31. you stand by your teams

and they move away quietly out of embarassment.

[cboy4]

32. You don't even know how to spell embarrassment, jackass.

[Forkboy]

34. Yeah, but it was fucking funny anyways.

[madinmaryland]

35. I just got a splitting headache reading this tonight, but unlike some people

who insist on posting this kind of bullshit, I will sleep well knowing that I didn't start this thread.

[WilliamPitt]

36. Pretty easy when you have 3,291 teams

...which you seem to.

[cboy4]

37. You should climb down from your high horse and stop

immitating trumad.

That's nothing to be proud of.

[BulletproofLandshark]

39. You don't even know how to spell imitating, jackass!

Sorry, but you were just asking for that one.

[Forkboy]

40. .....

:spray:

[cboy4]

41. Fortunately I wasn't talking to you .. but you can climb down

from your high spelling horse too.

[Forkboy]

42. Ah, kids. How soon they forget.

"You don't even know how to spell embarrassment, jackass." - cboy4

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=215&topic_id=92364#93002

Dude...that's in THIS thread. What kind of high horse is yours when you complain about someone's spelling?

You crack me up. Free comedy rules. :rofl:

[TZ]

47. Oh ZING!

Forkboy...this is why I LOVE reading your posts here...:rofl:

[trumad]

50. Over the last couple of years watching his behavior patterns

I certainly see a pattern of him losing it. He'll post something in one post and completely forget that he said it--- and then later blast someone for doing the same thing he did earlier.

[BulletproofLandshark]

43. Well I AM talking to you.

If you want to be a spelling nazi with others, expect to be ridiculed when you make the same mistake.

[cboy4]

44. Did I correct you or are you just sticking your nose in someone else's

business?

I thought so.

[madinmaryland]

45. What part of PUBLIC message board do you not understand??

Rough night last night, cboy??

[BulletproofLandshark]

46. Thank you Mad

Beat me to it.

And you know cboy, it's not as if the Sharks are out of this thing yet.

That comes Saturday night (maybe). :)

Edit: If it makes cboy feel any better, I've been watching my Caps go down in flames against a vastly inferior Rangers team whose goalie got hot at the right time. I've been following them since the days of Gartner, Ridley, Hunter, and Beaupre. So I've seen my share of great regular seasons ruined by postseason diaster. In fact, you could safely say they're the Sharks of the Eastern Conference.

[WilliamPitt]

49. As a Bruins fan,

thank your Caps for me.

*whew*

;) :)

[cboy4]

57. No, that doesn't make me feel and better.

I know they can win three games in a row. I doubt they will, but forkboy intentionally posted that Sharks thread to rub it in and draw a reaction.

[Forkboy]

61. Nope, I posted because I love hockey and I'm rooting for the Sharks in the West.

You're just such an moran that you took it personally. Don't blame me for your fragile psyche.

[cboy4]

62. Sure you did.

:eyes:

[Forkboy]

70. Aren't you the last one to complain about posting shit to get a rise out of people?

Is there ANYTHING that you bitch about that you don't do yourself, jock sniffer?

"Hey, I admit I post stuff to push buttons and generate interest and reaction." - cboy4

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=215&topic_id=87056#87072

:hi:

[cboy4]

72. Often times when I out insult people, which I do routinely with you,

they resort to homophobia.

Jock sniffer? Classy.

[Forkboy]

73. So no comment on your hypocrisy, just the homophobia card?

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

74. DING DING DING DING DING!!! cboy plays the homophobe card!!

[Forkboy]

75. Actually cboy, I'm going to do something you never do.

I apologize for the jock sniffer comment. I meant it as someone who sucks up to athletes to look good themselves, but after thinking about it I can see how it can be taken that way. So an honest apology on that one.

You're still a total hypocrite though, who routinely complains about things you do yourself. Why don't you try to be man this time and admit you're wrong?

[trumad]

76. Nope---he's a jock sniffer

[Forkboy]

77. I just looked up the meaning on Urban Dictionary.

1. jock sniffer

These are the guys that stand with their arms crossed in antique stores while their wives shop. They are wearing college football sweatshirts and caps to make a point that they are sacrificing their stupid game to do something for their old ladies. They are also concerned about looking queer, and don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. It's hilarious to talk to them while patronizing the store.

2. jock sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.


3. jock sniffer

One who seeks a homoerotic friendship with an amateur athlete that involves the athlete being compensated with gifts and money. They can also be referred to as (boosters) in college sports.

In one instance it's clearly used in a homophobic way, and in another it's implied. I had never heard it used that way at all, and I first started hearing the term almost three decades ago in Bantam hockey. While I meant it strictly in the 2nd meaning listed, in this instance cboy has a point, and I feel I was right to apologize for it.

[trumad]

78. Don't back down with the little Douche bag's homophobic accusations...

When he pulls the card it simply means that the Douche is boxed into a corner and can't get out.

The minute the Douche used Retard and Special Needs to describe people in this forum, he lost the moral high ground--- a ground that he never stood on in the first place.

[Forkboy]

79. Well, I agree with your overall assesment, and do think he played the card because he was cornered.

But my feeling the need to apologize is about me, not him. I know I'm not a homophobe, and so does cboy (despite his hurling it out there at me), but the fact is that the term has been used to disparage gay people, and cboy is gay. If he were straight I'd keep calling him that all the time. But he's not, and I do try to be sensitive to this stuff, even with people I have zero respect for. As I say, it's about me, not him. It's not about backing down, and it's not giving him a inch of the high ground. Just the opposite, it's about me taking it.

I doubt he'll respond in kind and admit to his endless hypocrisy, but that's what separates me from him.

Besides, I have an arsenal of insults that I can still use instead. ;)

[madinmaryland]

80. Huh? "If he were straight I'd keep calling him that all the time,

But he's not, and I do try to be sensitive to this stuff" :wtf:

Nice post.

I don't know what cboy is and don't really care. He is what he is, based on what he speaks about in this forum

[Forkboy]

81. If he was straight the homophobic meanings wouldn't matter.

Because he isn't straight, the fact that the term carries homophobic connotations makes it wrong for me to use it against him, a gay man.

It's pretty simple really. :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

82. Maybe you need to stop calling him anything.

:wtf:

Yes it is really that simple.

[Forkboy]

83. What's with the bug up your ass tonight?

If you want to call him homophobic things live it up. I don't feel the need to go that route to insult him. If you can't understand why a comment that has homophobic overtones would be worse than a regular insult to a gay man I don't know what to tell you. But as someone with two gay relatives (that I know of) I'm not going down that road if I can help it. When I called him a jock sniffer I didn't know about the other meanings it could impart. Now I do.

[madinmaryland]

84. Please, stop changing the subject.

Thank you for apologizing, but please don't drag me into your issues with others in this forum.

[Forkboy]

85. You injected yourself into it, I didn't drag you into it.

Who responded to who here? Does post #80 ring a bell? Did I say anything about you or to you before that? Nope, I didn't.

:wtf: indeed.

[madinmaryland]

86. Thank you for providing fodder for upton/cboy.

Yes. :wtf: indeed!

BTW, this is a PUBLIC message board!!

:hi:

[Forkboy]

87. Who gives a shit what cboy and upton think?

You seem very confused tonight. Where did I say you couldn't respond to me? You can, anytime you want, just don't turn around after doing so and accuse me of dragging you into it, which is what you just did. You CHOSE to respond, I didn't make you. :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

88. Apparently you do.

Regardless, have a good evening.

:hi:

[Forkboy]

89. Like I said to trumad, it's about me, not cboy.

See you tomorrow back in the funny farm here. ;)

[cboy4]

58. You're so annoying

[Forkboy]

54. What's with you lately and this expectation that we can only reply when you talk to us?

How many times do people have to point out that it's a message board before you catch on? :crazy:

[cboy4]

56. Because, it's irritating and I don't like it.

[Forkboy]

60. awww, wittle baby. it'll be ok.

[TZ]

64. "because its irritating and I don't like it"

I don't know about you Forkboy, but that sounds like an invitation to me! :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

67. Invitation accepted.

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

66. I have mentioned that this is a PUBLIC message board??

I know believe that you have never actually left the state of California, and the whole University of Tennessee thing is just a made up story.

Sad. just sad. Where are you going to college next year?

[WilliamPitt]

48. Yeah, that's what I do.

Imitate trumad.

Go fins!

Whoops...spelling again.

:eyes:

[trumad]

51. I use Phins--not Fins...

Get it right if you're going to impersonate me...

You immitating is an embarassment.

;-)

[WilliamPitt]

52. Seriesly

Go Vins!

:P

[trumad]

53. Looser!

[WilliamPitt]

55. *snerk*

:toast:

[cboy4]

59. Good. I'm glad you realize you immitate an idiot.

:thumbsup:

[WilliamPitt]

63. So do you.

Oh, wait...

[trumad]

65. Dumb Douche

Main Entry:
im·i·tate Listen to the pronunciation of imitate
Pronunciation:
\ˈi-mə-ˌtāt\
Function:
transitive verb
Inflected Form(s):
im·i·tat·ed; im·i·tat·ing
Etymology:
Latin imitatus, past participle of imitari — more at image
Date:
1534

1 : to follow as a pattern, model, or example 2 : to be or appear like : resemble 3 : to produce a copy of : reproduce
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/imitate

[TZ]

69. !

You know its bad when people start posting dictionary definitions! :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

71. I can't believe the humor

a junior high student is providing us. Oh wait, my daughter is in junior high.

:scared: Yeah she could out argue cboy/upton also!

[madinmaryland]

68. They are imitating you!!

:rofl:

You continue to provide us here with quality asshattery!!1!!