Lance Armstrong's Real Identity Revealed!

tucsonlib

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Fri Jan-02-09 05:48 AM
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Lance Armstrong's Real Identity Revealed!

Edited on Fri Jan-02-09 06:08 AM by fingrpik

Hard to believe, I know, but the proof is in the photos. Lance Armstrong is actually the alias of...........

Reinhard Heydrick! That's right, the Nazi Obergruppenführer thought to have been assassinated in 1942. Turns out he only suffered a wound to the groin, and afterwards quit his government job to concentrate on bicycling. The 104 year-old athlete attributes his boyish good looks and amazing stamina to to his pure Aryan genes.

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Iggo

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Fri Jan-02-09 02:15 PM
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1. LOL.

:rofl:

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