"Anthrax" Scare at Michigan

[Renew Deal]

Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Rich Rodriguez (former head coach at West Virginia University) immediately suspended
practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the
players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

[Ohio Dem]

1. A classic.

Jokes about that school up north never get old.

[Capt. America]

2. Did you hear that the Blew almost didn't make it to The Game? They couldn't get past Toledo!