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Not being cocky or anything, but I'm more than happy to set some points after the spread gets posted tomorrow. Your call, and either way, you're on. :toast:
I didn't know that about Garrard. I do know he's one of the best QBs nobody's ever heard of, and that he went something like 13 games this year before throwing his first pick of the season...and the pick was a tipped ball, not a bad pass. Five picks all year, I think. Brady-esqe, actually, as #12 also only threw five picks this year.
The play that had me screaming at the TV was during the Redskins game, when the 'Skins were losing, facing a third-and-eight in Jags territory, and desperately needed a first down to sustain the drive...and there was Todd Collins, pride of Walpole MA, looking straight at a gap in the O-line so big you could have sailed an aircraft carrier through it without chipping the paint.
And what does he do? He happy-foots around, a little left, a little right, back, forward, and the whole time he's looking straight at this galactic hole in the line, a huge hole, a stud-play gap that got made and widened rapidly by his line, there was that hole and then nothing but open field and blue sky beyond it...
He didn't run the gap, didn't run for the first down, didn't even appear to realize what he was looking at, and finally got the shit sacked out of him for a five yard loss. End of drive. Beginning of the end of the beginning of the end, right there. Every living soul in the bar, Redskins fans and non-Redskins fans, watched this and bellowed in unison: "RUN, YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!"
Nope.
I was astonished. Any AFC quarterback who failed to explot such excellent O-line play by blowing off a freakin' gimme-run for at least ten yards and a first down...
...ANY AFC QB would be crucified and tarred and feathered and racked and burned at the stake and beheaded and revived and killed all over again...by the fans, the press, the coach, and especially by his O-line players once they got his scrawny yellow-striped ass into the locker room. "Waste my time, will you?" *SMOOSH* Quarterback gumbo.
Unreal.
I was blown away. Awful stuff.
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