Patriots gearing up INTENSELY for The Big Weekend

[SpiralHawk]

Snooze. There could be some record-setting naps this weekend.

Patriots are Bye Bye. Wishing you all a smashing good time, while we stretch and rest, stretch and rest, stretch and rest.

"We Patriots are totally geared up to kick back and relax this BIG weekend; we will hang out with the family, mellow out with some football on the toob, catch a magnificently long nap on the couch, while (ho hum) the rest of you NFLers FIGHT TO THE DEATH in boring old first-round playoff games. Ho hum. Have fun, but please don't make too much noise and disturb our rest. We'll see you -- ho hum -- next week."

- Patriots

[trumad]

1. Yeah---but week 3's gonna be a bitch.

[SpiralHawk]

2. Oh oh. The casket turns out to be empty

It was just a lockerroom prank.

As the Patriots escape again, and prepare to assert themselves to go rolling along picking up playoff victories -- after their long and well-deserved week off.

[SpiralHawk]

3. Patriots tweak their equipment for the Big Weekend

Gotta make sure the pillows are properly fluffed...

[trotsky]

4. Oh, I thought you meant equipment like this:

[SpiralHawk]

5. Nah, can't fool DU. That's gotta be an image of a republicon Colts fan

Patriots fans are otherwise occupied: humbly Gathering Round the True LIGHT, stoking the Eternal Mystical BBQ Tailgate Fire of Football Legend for a hot run at the Super Bowl (after a weekend of luxurious rest, of course).

[SpiralHawk]

6. This weekend calls for EXTRA effort from Patriots fans

So I've got the bowsers working EXTRA hard to warm up the couch...

[SpiralHawk]

7. Pats pumping it up to JOLT THE JAGS