What female would you like to see do the halftime show at the Super Bowl?

[MikeG]

[Kikosexy2]

1. Cher..

bitch-slapping Britney, Jessica and Ashlee--now that would be a hoot.

[tridim]

2. Janet again, completely naked..

Holding a sign that reads, "Fuck the fascist FCC!"

[RobertSeattle]

3. Depends on your meaning of "Do"...

:evilgrin:

[Bluzmann57]

4. Koko Taylor

Singin' the Blues baby!

[blm]

Brigitte Lahaie

c1975

[Yavin4]

27. I'm Probably The Only One That Gets That Reference

Damn.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

5. RuPaul. nt

[SharonRB]

6. Bette Midler or Cher n/t

[efhmc]

7. Condi, doing a high kick while she talks about her "husband", and how

the 2 of them are going to make the world safe for democracy.

[Sanity Claws]

8. Excellent idea

Also the gap in her front teeth looks like the end zone between field goals.

(I'm not a football fan -- I hope I didn't mess up the terms.)

[efhmc]

11. Goal posts are what you mean, but the image is clear.

[DBoon]

9. Laura Bush

Announcing that GWB is resigning immediately

That's a performance I'd love to see

[redirish28]

30. we could only wish

[Lefty48197]

10. Why, Ashlee Simpson naturally

Who better to entertain us?

[lastknowngood]

12. More importantly what female would you like to do during

the super bowl halftime show

[MikeG]

15. Only my GF.

[MrSlayer]

13. Wendy O. Williams......Too bad she's dead.

How about Doro Pesch?

[MikeG]

14. Ooo. Electrical Tape.

[MrSlayer]

18. Doro is hot and actually sings good music.

The networks would never go for it.

[soleft]

21. Kate Smith

Worked for the Flyers

:shrug:

[MrSlayer]

25. Yes they should drag her unclaimed frozen corpse on the field.

And play the recording of "God Bless America" from the Spectrum in 1974 while the cameras focus on the corpse as Marines march around it, grimly determined to give their lives in it's defense. The cheerleaders parade around with rancid hunks of beef clutched in their hands and the commentators gush over the fact that no nipples have been shown. A winner for sure.

[ynksnewyork2]

16. Jessica Simpson

She's HOT!

[Scurrilous]

17. Wilma McNabb....

........mmmmmmmmmmm Campbells Chunky Soup! :thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

19. Tammy Faye Bakker

[hijinx87]

20. it won't matter, I won't see her unless

she's in my refrigerator. I make a sandwich and get another beer at halftime.

:)

[Viking12]

23. Damn!! That must be one big sandwich!!

Halftime lasts for what seems to be an hour during the SuperBowl. Shaggy and Scooby would be jealous :) :) :) :) :beer:

[Darknyte7]

22. One word, three syllables...

[devilgrrl]

24. Neko Case & Wanda Jackson

That would make a great halftime show!

[Mojambo]

26. That would rule

I came in here to post Neko Case but that duo would be fab.

[devilgrrl]

28. It would make a good ole Rock & Roll Halftime...

throw The Cramps and Reverend Horton Heat on the bill too!

[Mojambo]

29. Forget the game.

Just bring me the music.