NFL Sends Thousands Of Volunteers To Help Clean Up NFC West

[joeybee12]

NEW YORK—The NFL deployed thousands of volunteers Wednesday along with $4.6 million in football supplies to assist in the dilapidated NFC West's rebuilding effort. "This division is a total disaster," said Fred Hudson, co-leader of the NFC West Response Team, who vowed to work every day until the division was restored to tolerable condition following its battering by massive waves of defense and deadly special teams play. "Until the second group of volunteers arrives next week, our main goal is to rebuild all the offensive lines and supply each team with urgently needed quarterbacks. It's not enough, but it's a start." At press time, actor Sean Penn had arrived in the devastated area and was helping the wide receivers of the San Francisco 49ers with their route running.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-sends-thousands-of-volunteers-to-help-clean-up,18457/

[KamaAina]

1. That's me standing around with a sandwich board that reads

"Will Work for a Decent QB".

[bluedigger]

2. Are you SURE this is from the Onion?

:rofl: