2010 NFL Preview from The Onion....

[TZ]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=7
Waaaay too funny...Some highlights Cleveland Browns Strength: N/A Strength: Oh, just thought of one: dog faces
Philadelphia Eagles:
Player To Watch: Michael Vick's athleticism as he walks up and down the sideline, sits down on a bench, and jumps up whenever he thinks his name is called but realizes the coaches are talking to another Michael, is something to marvel at
Washington Redskins:
Weakness: Receivers, running backs, offensive line, and defense, but, um, this is the year the Redskins really turn it around
:rofl:
Funny with a lot of truth in it...well worth a read...

[Upton]

1. The 49ers preview was lacking in imagination..

maybe the Onion suffers from East Coast bias. They're actually dead on about the QB situation though..

Strength: He may not be a Joe Montana, but Alex Smith is proving to be a better QB than Jim Druckenmiller, Gio Carmazzi, or Steve Stenstrom ever were.

[MadBadger]

4. They're from the Midwest, and you need to get over yourself.

[Upton]

5. They may have been founded there

but their headquarters are presently in NYC...

[Goblinmonger]

6. If anything

the fact that they are from Madison, WI might explain their attitude toward the 9ers.

[Scurrilous]

2. Miami Dolphins:

Intangibles: Already boasting loads of beautiful women and the NBA's most talented assemblage of players, Miami needs only to win the Super Bowl to really send a fuck-you to the rest of the nation.

:rofl:

[trotsky]

3. Oh they did a great job.

Buffalo Bills: Intangibles: The AFC East is, perhaps, the league's most talented division, making it the most respectable division to finish last in

:rofl:

[rocktivity]

7. Newe York Jets Player To Watch: Quarterback Mark Sanchez

specifically his muscular thighs and perfectly sculpted ass

Phildelphia Eagles Player To Watch: Player To Watch: Michael Vick's athleticism as he walks up and down the sideline, sits down on a bench, and jumps up whenever he thinks his name is called but realizes the coaches are talking to another Michael...

San Francisco 49ers Weakness: Weakness: Whatever head coach Mike Singletary is thinking at any given moment

:rofl:
rocktivity