Morning glory: Man convicted of solo sex romp on trampoline

[47of74]

And a solo one at that;

A woman was left stunned when she saw her neighbour engaged in a solo sex romp on a trampoline.

As she looked out of her window, she saw James Burden stark naked with a cigarette in one hand and his genitals in the other. Falkirk Sheriff Court heard the gobsmacked victim told police that 55-year-old Burden was "as bold as brass ...and purposeful".

Linky, linky: http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/180830-morning-glory-man-convicted-of-solo-sex-romp-on-trampoline/

[Donnachaidh]

1. now THAT'S multi-tasking! n/t

[Juche]

2. Comical

Of course now the guy may be labeled a sexual predator for life, but its still pretty funny.

[Hempathy]

5. Lucky for him, he's in the UK.

I don't think that they have the same penchant for branding people as "sex offenders for life" as the Overly Puritanical United States of Prudery.

[SocialistLez]

3. Nosy neighbors. Can't stand 'em. NT

[izquierdista]

4. Note to self

Cancel exercise equipment plans for back yard.

[corpseratemedia]

6. whatever bounces your trampoline

[htuttle]

7. (...Golf clap...)

[Happyhippychick]

8. He should quit smoking and use both hands.

[lunatica]

9. Maybe he was just holding his 'stuff' so it wouldn't make that slapping sound

while he was jumping.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Did he finish with a backflip?

:evilgrin:

[jody]

11. Don't knock it, a few people report observing eagles mating in the air. n/t

[live love laugh]

20. But HE knocked it. Sorry I couldn't resist. LOL (IBTL) nt

[jberryhill]

12. Whatever Happened To Neighbors Helping Neighbors?

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put a little love in your heart

[foxfeet]

13. Boing, fap, boing, fap, boing, fap.

[47of74]

14. Sports?

Yeah, I guess so.

[surrealAmerican]

16. That's some amusing moderating, isn't it.

[JonLP24]

15. This was moved to Sports??

:rofl: :rofl:

I could see the lounge but sports?? :rofl:

[seabeyond]

17. ha ha ha ha ha. thinkin the same,lmao. they are getting creative. cute. nt

[47of74]

18. It goes without saying, but...

...this probably isn't what people who click on the Sports discussion forum are expecting to see.

[joeybee12]

19. Well, trampoline and sex, more sports-like than poker, I'd say...n/t

[BulletproofLandshark]

21. It's only "poker" when she gets on the trampoline too. n/t

[joeybee12]

24. As soon as I wrote that I knew....

:D

[MadBadger]

22. Victim???

lols

[hughee99]

23. Was her complaint about the smoking or the hand-doogie? n/t