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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-10 02:12 PM
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God Hates the Broncos
Edited on Mon May-17-10 02:13 PM by KamaAina
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Golf-cart-mishap-may-end-a-Bronco-s-career?urn=nfl,241460

Broncos offensive tackle Matt McChesney(notes) was knocking it around the links recently. He stopped and stepped out of his cart, and just as he did, another golf cart zoomed by and rolled over his ankle. The same ankle, unfortunately, that had to be surgically put back together after an injury last season.

There are reports that McChesney's going to retire. Mike Klis of the Denver Post says that while the Broncos want him back, McChesney "appears ready to enter the next phase of his life."

You never know what life's going to throw at you. This guy is 6 feet 4 inches and 307 pounds of gym-sculpted man-beast, and his career may have been ended playing a sport that encourages plaid pants and has only the word "fore" as a safety precaution. I'm sure I'll think of him the next time I have the urge to do something dumb in a golf cart.


Clearly St. Tebow needs to pray harder. :eyes:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-10 02:15 PM
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1. God's apparently had it with Tebow-mania....
...the Broncos will suck, and Denver better start worrying since they're in tornado territory.
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wilt the stilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-10 02:17 PM
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2. Funny thing about most football players
is that they are not built like "Arnold" instead they are squat bowling bowls with short legs and thick trunks.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-10 04:57 PM
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3. And Pro Bowl offensive tackle Ryan Clady recently tore his patellar tendon playing basketball.
They are going to have to rule out other sports for the injury prone Donkos.
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-10 07:00 PM
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4. You mean there's hope for the Raiders?
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