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bananas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 08:29 AM
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Flying Spaghetti Monster photographed by large telescope
His noodly appendages are clearly visible.
http://spider.ipac.caltech.edu/staff/kaspar/obs_mishaps/images/earthquake.html



Here is the telescope that took the photo:


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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 08:32 AM
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1. It appears FSM can be in multiple
places at the same time. A miracle if I have ever seen one. (have I?)
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 08:32 AM
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2. But... but... but... there is a whole BOWL full of them!
Wow, and all this time I was a monopastaist.
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 08:39 AM
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4. The Most Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster can be perceived in
many servings, yet remain the One. Ramen.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 09:14 AM
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7. You inspire me
The Creed of St. Boyardee

Whosoever will be saved,
before all things it is is necessary that he hold the Noodly Faith.
Which Faith except everyone do keep whole and undefiled,
without doubt he shall perish everlastingly.

And the Noodly Faith is this:
That we worship one Spaghetti Monster in Trinity,
and Trinity in Unity,
neither confounding the Pastas, nor dividing the Sauce.

For there is one Pasta of the Spaghetti,
another of the Noodle,
and another of the Holy Gnocci.

But the Pastaness of the Spaghetti, of the Noodle, and of the Holy Gnocci, is all one,
the yumminess equal, the starchiness co-eternal.

Such as the Spaghetti is,
such is the Noodle,
and such is the Holy Gnocci.

The Spaghetti is starchy,
the Noodle is starchy,
and the Holy Gnocci is starchy.

The Spaghetti al dente,
the Noodle al dente,
and the Holy Gnocci al dente.

The Spaghetti tasty,
the Noodle tasty,
and the Holy Gnocci tasty.

And yet they are not three tasties, but one tasty.
As also there are not three al dentes, nor three starchy things,
but one starchy thing, and one al dente.

So likewise the Pasta is delicious,
the Noodle delicious,
and the Holy Gnocci delicious.
And yet they are not three deliciouses,
but one delicious.

So the Spaghetti is Pasta,
the Noodle is Pasta,
and the Holy Gnocci is Pasta.
And yet they are not three Pastas,
but one Pasta.

So likewise the Spaghetti is saucy,
the Noodle is saucy,
and the Holy Gnocci saucy.
And yet not three saucies,
but one saucy.
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 01:54 PM
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10. Best explanation of The Trinity
I ever read.

Thx.
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 09:15 AM
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8. Best post of the day.
"Ramen"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 08:52 AM
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5. You were expecting a single serving??
FSM comes family style !!!
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 09:01 AM
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6. Excellent point! n/t
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 08:39 AM
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3. It looks like he is a trinity and maybe has some monsterlings
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hsher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-16-06 11:42 AM
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9. May His Holiness return for us soon
I bow and genuflect, and douse myself in pasta sauce, waiting.
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