Poll: 52% Approve of God's Performance

[kpete]

Most Americans say they are pleased with the job God is doing these days.

The Democratic polling outfit Public Policy Polling released the results of a poll Tuesday asking such questions as “If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its performance?” and “If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its handling of natural disasters?”

For the record, 52 percent of Americans approve of God’s performance, while 9 percent disapprove. Forty percent aren’t sure.



Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/21/poll-majority-of-americans-approve-of-god%e2%80%99s-job-performance/#ixzz1SsuF2jd0

http://publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com/2011/07/dems-poised-for-house-gains.html

[givemebackmycountry]

1. I think he's doing a FUCKED up job.

Can we recall God?
He has GOTS to go.

[originalpckelly]

7. Jesus loves me, his father? Not so much.

[spanone]

2. what a strange question.

[KittyWampus]

3. What about Satan? Or is that a Rasmussen Poll?

[elocs]

4. I read about that here yesterday and the OP got moved to the Religion Forum:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=214x292041

[originalpckelly]

5. In other news, the Tooth Fairy paid out $1.2 million in benefits...

and the Tooth Fairy Trust Fund expects a shortfall if the trend of losing teeth so frequently continues.

Elves at the North Pole are still on strike demanding better wages and shorter hours. They also demand that the Reindeer be better fed and housed in warm shelters when it breaks below 32* F.

[wtmusic]

6. I suppose if you punched the pollster in the face

that was put down as "not sure".

[mrs_p]

8. for some reason, i feel like

:rofl:

[gateley]

9. They're afraid to complain. nt

[Historic NY]

10. 50% approve of his handling natural disasters??? Do they mean God's will?

:crazy:

[eilen]

11. But they will continue to vote for him

as the alternative is evil.