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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:02 AM
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DU got mentioned at FSTDT!!!
For those who don't read it...and cheat themselves out of huge laughs...that's "Fundies Say The Darnedest Things." (http://www.fstdt.com/). The latest edition just went up.

Here's what a reasonable, logical, Xian conservative fan of DU had to say about us:

"And no doubt you think that the faggots are nowhere to be found in Sin City during the Mardi Gras. Pffft! Homos use every possible opportunity to practice and publicize their perversion. And it's not boobs that they flash.

Buy a clue, liberal. Cheerleading for faggotry isn't going to have the slightest effect here. Unlike libs, we have morals, ethics, and a sense of decency. Go over to DUh. They love queers there."
--DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives

A few more gems from this month's collection...

"Women voting gives too much power to control men. I don't think God ever intended for women to have both the vote and boobs. That is just too much power in the hands of the weaker vessel."--clirus, Christian Forums

"please refer your friend to www.dinosauradventureland.com/ then lick on videos and he can watch some extensive info that proves in dramatic terms how man has walked with dinos. We have extensive recorded evidence that modern man completely rejects as myth just to preserve the myth of Evolution."--unworthy Servant, Bibleforums.org

"(Multiculturalism) considers all cultures as equal, this is totally ilogical and it also tries to build a society which accepts all cultures with all their different morals and customs. All this is against the objective moral order."--Lestat, Free Conservatives

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:06 AM
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1. DU rocks!
And, I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind!
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jcldragon Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:53 AM
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2. The word, Fundamentalism, comes from the Latin, fundament... meaning ass!
Being straight, I've always appreciated Gay men, because I don't have to compete with them for the women who interest me. I appreciate that favor so much, that I want to change the laws (to match those of Nature, as it actually is), so that Gays will legally be allowed to marry.

Recently I heard about a study done in one of the Scandanavian countries, in which they disected the brains of several hundred Gay men, (posthumously & with consent, of course). What they found was that all of them had the enlarged corpus collosum (which connects right & left hemispheres of the brain) that you generally find in women. So they had been endowed by Nature with men's bodies, and female brains.

I'm sure that a similar study of Lesbians would provide similar results. That being, that they have the extra connections between the front & back sections of the brain that you typically find in men. It would fit my observations, since I find that I can relate with Lesbians very much in the same ways I can relate with other men... except that they have female bodies.
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 08:06 AM
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3. "the weaker vessel"?!?
LMAO. First, the language. Vessel??? That's just corny. Second, ok, boobs are pretty damn powerful but only if you let them cast their spell on you. Just think of Jeebus instead of the boobie!
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:47 PM
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4. Ha! Just found this. Great post!
The "objective moral order," huh? Isn't that an oxymoron?

:rofl:
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:24 PM
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5. great site!
I was just surfing through it

funny as hell
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