Does God love you?

[Silent3]

This is an exhaustive set of possible answers, isn't it?

[sakabatou]

1. Nah, I'm down with the FSM

[LiberalAndProud]

2. Oh good. I haven't taken a push poll lately.

[Silent3]

3. Happy to oblige! :) n/t

[dmallind]

4. Then why won't he return my calls? nt

[jdadd]

5. A long time ago.......

I bought a car that had a bumper sticker, that I liked so well, I left it on. "God created atheists too"

[dmallind]

6. In his own image? Hmmm.... nt

[Scuba]

7. Based on my observations regarding the state of humanity, I opine that god hates man. n/t

[xchrom]

8. You mean me personally?

I would think so - I am Fabulous after all.

[Still Blue in PDX]

9. Some days more than others, apparently. nt

[laconicsax]

10. Seems like as good a place as any to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgwQ1eS9S7k

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!

[damntexdem]

11. Of course She does.

I'm not sure She exists -- but She obviously loves me.

[rrneck]

12. Yes...

Just not that way.

[dimbear]

13. Maybe the way a child loves a butterfly collection.

Under glass with pins.

[Iggo]

14. '...god-shaped hole in my heart...'?

:rofl:

[Silent3]

17. That's an old proselytizer's line

It's one particular way to phrase the general obnoxious certainty of many religious zealots that there simply aren't any real atheists, only people who know deep-down that there is a God but who are actively denying Him so they can have an excuse for their evil ways.

[PassingFair]

15. I don't want nobody that don't want me....

Too many gods in the sea!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPe3CD4d6G0

[iris27]

16. Pele loves me, this I know...

:)

[Silent3]

18. The goddess or the soccer player? ;) n/t

[iris27]

19. And now my general ignorance of all sports comes to light, that

I had to Google someone whom the International Olympic Committee named "Athlete of the Century". :)

Yeah, I was thinking volcanoes.

[KaoriMitsubishi]

20. Exhaustive!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

[deacon_sephiroth]

21. I'm the one...

that picked the orgasm answer. It just called out to me, when I saw it. I said "Yeah... if I beleived in God, I'd like to believe she's insanely hot, and that she'd visit me in the wee hours".

mmmmmmmmmmm raptuuuuurrrrrre.