Who (besides me) is pissed off that we weren't chosen for the rapture?

[txlibdem]

I thought the selection criteria would be pretty lax but it turns out that you gotta just about ace that Mo-Fo in order to be raptured.

[bif]

1. If I hear about the rapture one more time

I'm going to scream!

[slackmaster]

2. I was hoping to go looting after the Rapture

I'm disappointed that it didn't happen.

[madrchsod]

3. my neighbor has a really nice sl convertible and another a new audi tt

i was waiting for them to be raptured but nope....another dream dashed by fate

[txlibdem]

7. Sorry. Let me get this straight: you thought a wealthy neighbor would be raptured???

I think you've got the whole idea of the Rapture a little backwards. Lying, thieving, con artists who would just as soon kill you for a dollar as look at you do not usually curry the Lord's favor.

The Rapture would have taken people to Heaven. Not the other place.

I wish there WERE an anti-Rapture coming. We'd all be driving Maybachs, Porsches, you name it.

[razorman]

4. What makes you think we weren't chosen? I think we were raptured,

and this is what heaven is like. Frankly, I am a bit disappointed.

[cleanhippie]

5. I'm pissed that I didn't get to collect all the expensive stuff from well-off christians

and give it to those that need it.

[notadmblnd]

6. Nope, don't want to be anywhere near the kind of people that call

themselves Christian these days.

[elocs]

8. But you post in a forum where I am sure there are many who do call themselves Christians.

:shrug:

[notadmblnd]

9. I didn't intentionally come to the religion forum

It was on the latest page. M'kay?

[KaoriMitsubishi]

10. The TRUE believers were raptured.

They were then taken to the marriage supper of the lamb where they learned that far from being the bride of christ it turned out they were just an appetizer.