Spanish priest spunked €17k on chat lines and whores

[Christa]

A Spanish priest who spunked €17k of church funds on sex chat lines, internet porn sites and prostitutes has unsurprisingly been given his marching orders.

Samuel Martin Martin, 27, racked up some impressive expenditure during his one year-tenure as spiritual shepherd to the villages of Totanes and Noez, in Toledo. As well as relieving pious parishioners of their hard-earned cash - including that from a whip-round in aid of Haiti, according to one flabbergasted local interviewed last night on Spanish telly - Martin also offered his sexual services online at €120 a pop.

Posing as "Hector" (see pic), he punted himself in a net ad which read: "Heterosexual man for women and couples. Real photos. Well hung (15cm) to give you pleasure and happiness."

It continued: "I am open to everything except sadism. Hotels and private addresses. 24 hours. You won't regret it, I will give you pleasure like never before."



http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/25/spanish_priest/

[joeybee12]

1. If he tried sucking in that stomach any more...

...he'd inhale in the rest of the room with him.

[FSogol]

2. 15 cm?

*snicker*

[Christa]

3. And C cup boobs

:evilgrin:

[DeSwiss]

4. Wait just a minute.

Now aside from all that back and shoulder hair (which I think he might have had better luck if he'd spent some of that money on electrolysis), and is a matter of personal taste I suppose. But what the hell about the money he stole? Isn't the Church going to press charges?

:smoke: - You know, to set an example for the rest of us (the unwashed), to set an example and show us all that superior morality they possess and all???

[laconicsax]

5. Maybe they're just relieved he wasn't raping children. n/t

[Christa]

6. It seems to me

The RCC fires priests who steal money.

When they rape little children they get send away to another parish to continue.