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laconicsax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-04-09 11:51 PM Original message |
Do you know how to spot a counterfeit Bible? |
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shraby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-04-09 11:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. First you'd have to believe there's a satan. |
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enlightenment (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-04-09 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
2. I am so happy to be ending my day with a chuckle. |
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Birthmark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-04-09 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. Yes, if it's in the hands of a Republican, it's counterfeit. |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
4. Heh! |
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LAGC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
5. Yep, the only *true* Christians use the KJV. |
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moobu2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:16 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Satan must have deceived your boss |
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dmallind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 06:33 AM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Ah but NKJV <> KJV |
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moobu2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:08 AM Response to Original message |
6. Satan’s so crazy. Always tryin to trick folks. |
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Sal Minella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:14 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Well, making all them different books gives him a nice break from |
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Betsy Ross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
7. It's in English? n/t |
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MichaelHarris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
9. The one with a |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
11. Do you know how to spot a counterfeit Bible? |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
12. And most of it's crap |
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ChadwickHenryWard (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
13. BWAHAHAHAHA |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 09:22 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Welcome to DU! |
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ChadwickHenryWard (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 10:26 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Thank you. |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-07-09 07:48 AM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Lol! |
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JerseygirlCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
15. The "Word of God" was Christ, not a book. |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
17. Right, because they author of the website is gods spokeperson. |
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laconicsax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-05-09 03:07 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Because King James said so. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-06-09 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
20. thebiblewasn'twritteninenglish |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-07-09 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
22. BIBLE FIGHT! |
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spin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-07-09 02:39 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. LOL (n/t) |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-07-09 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
24. The King James translation was based on the knowledge available in the 1600s |
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charlie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-07-09 11:14 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Well, they do NOW |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
26. If they're really worried, they can learn NT Greek and read the original NT. |
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