Does God react to prayers the way we react to spam?

[Silent3]

Did you like the pictures I sent you? I have even more that my girlfriends and me took at a wild party last weekend!

[cosmik debris]

1. I'm on his blocked senders list.

He won't accept anything from me SMTP server.

[pokerfan]

2. Mr. Deity and the Messages

"This is 60% of my voicemail right here. Spam."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaZDcS-rMf4

"I've got a plan, and I'm staying the course."

[skepticscott]

3. I'm sure those who believe in an omnipotent and omniscient god

would say no (assuming they knew what omnipotent and omniscient meant). If there really were an all-powerful, all-knowing god, he'd never get bored and never run out of time to handle as many prayers as people wanted to fling at him. For such a god, dealing with a trillion prayers would be no different than dealing with one, so it'd be no skin off his nose (assuming he has skin or a nose) to deal with them all. Whether he would laugh his godly ass off at some of the stupid shit that people pray for is another matter...

BTW, I answer all spam...but sometimes the answer is no.

[Evoman]

4. PMX: Mehk your P#nis BIGGER with JU$t Pills a Day!

God: No! Stop sending me this shit. My penis is bigger than the motherfucking Crab Nebula.



Gods spam has to be better than the shit I get.