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moroni Donating Member (136 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 07:57 PM
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A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and asked his mother if they could discuss the use of the car.


His Mother said she'd make a deal with him.


"You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car". The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.


After about six weeks his mother said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get your hair cut".


The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Mom, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair.



To this his mother replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

Blessings to all,
moroni
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varkam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 08:30 PM
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1. Wouldn't want to be mistaken for jesus or anything.
Edited on Wed Apr-11-07 08:31 PM by varkam
Damn, dirty hippies.

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