God sends tornado to silence Baptists. (What’s good for the gay is good for the gander).

[Ian David]

“Fundie Em! Fundie Em! It’s a Twister!”

Baptist Press reports Tornado damages 4 dorms, chapel at Fla. conference center:

A tornado touched down at Florida Baptists’ Lake Yale Conference Center at 3:30 a.m. Friday, Feb. 2, causing extensive damage to its North Camp area as a series of storms tore across central Florida in the early morning hours.


So why is it that every time a natural disaster hits some place they don’t like, fundies claim that it is God’s wrath for immoral behavior?

But when a similar disaster strikes them, there is no word about God’s retribution?

What’s good for the gay is good for the gander

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/114/fundie-em-fundie-em-its-a-twister

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. no No NO!

When God attacks Disneyworld or Cape Cod, or some other bastion of bestiality, it is god's will. Revenge for not following our version of his words.

When there is a natural disaster like a baptist church being blown down, either they were the wrong sect ( Nya nya! Told yaw so! ! ! !) or they simply didn't pray hard enough.

there is a difference.





not.

[badgerpup]

2. Have they hauled out the "We're being tested" meme yet?

God always 'tests' those he really likes...you know like Job, the Jews...wait a minute.

I'm sensing some shaky theological ground here...:hide::yoiks:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. EARTHQUAKE = Rapture. so, there.

Doesn't god also do this gotcha thingie?

[PoiBoy]

4. Is this the church they claim was built to withstand...

...a Force 4 Hurricane? ...and the whole thing got blown away? I asked my wife the same thing... if they believe in "Signs from God" so much... why don't they see this as a "Sign"?

I guess it's only a "Sign" when it happens to someone else...

:shrug:

[A Simple Game]

5. Calling it collateral damage always works doesn't it?

Must have been a gay couple in the area. Probably holding hands or something. God was so mad he just got a little carried away.

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Oh, you know you're going to hell for this one, don't you?

How dare you question the will and wisdom of Gawd?

:evilgrin:

[Ian David]

7. Oh, I've said and done much worse than this. n/t

[cosmik debris]

8. You're welcome

I prayed for god to give me a sign and look what I got!:-)

[DeSwiss]

9. God subcontracted the tornado work out.

To this guy --->

[boomboom]

10. I'm a Baptist, but that's really, really funny. Thanks! n/t

[Zebedeo]

11. Miraculously nobody

got killed. Maybe that's the sign.