Good Morning, America! This is Chicago...
And this is Dr. Dorothy Dumbdrum reporting for duty in the service of the Democratic Mandate of the United States of America.
Hot off the press! Our conniving little internet conspiracy collabator, Rob Kall, over at OpEdNews has come to the speedy aid of the Times and posted this letter on their behalf!
Early opinion polls are calling it "wonderful stunning" --- thank you for all your cards and letters and rest assured, I have only just begun to stun!
http://www.opednews.com/friedberg_111504_media_whitewash.htmA report posted earlier by our friend Rob on the same site may be of interest to readers out there in lalaland and beyond.
http://www.opednews.com/friedberg_111104_america.htmAnd with that, having completely outted myself (if i have been disappeared tomorrow please look!), but anyone who is wondering who the hell this chick is may now view Dr. D. live in the flesh from url listed in the bio-line; allow me to introduce myself (finally)--Hi. My name is Doctor Dorothy Dumbdrum from the University of Chicago. I'd be happy to come in and fuck up your universe if you just give me five minutes of your time! (Indigenous DU-lers, please forgive me for busting in here like this and blogsquatting all over the place. I apologize profusely, but I had nowhere else to go, and the stun-gun doctor in me says as long as I just keep writing, there is hope. I'm writing for my life, you see, as are we all).
Important RED alert: I'm registering a major bleep on the voter apathy scale--the Post was Right! -- Some of the 60 pages of letters I wrote (and sent via email, cc a few friends) to the president at the white house between October 14 and Nov 3 might be able to help with that--little could I have known that I was already then preparing for this campaign. If there is anyone out there who can post them for me somewhere soon (I am hoping they will soon lose their urgent political relevance, though I remain convinced that they will be of some enduring literary and/or historical value now and in the future, be it ever so humble), pls shoot an eml to my last name at site domain--emails to my hubbies manager addy listed on the site are potentially hazardous to the stability of our morally correct domestic bliss . I wonder if McSweeney's might be the venue for this, with an anonymous posting of these letters signed by "a concerned citizen." Is McSweeney's a participating media outlet? I think these letters deserve a quiet place somewhere where they can rest relatively unscathed by the F and Recount scandal. I like to think they can help people get their hearts and heads back where they belong. Their hands and feet will follow. The have the potential for raising the outrage quotient (OQ) in the low OQ sectors.
The diversionary tactics currently ongoing in Fallujah are highly disconcerting and I fear they may lead us into worldwide holy roaring infernal purgatory if we do not pay careful attention (would Rove really go that far? I think so, and see here an imminent threat that this might really be their strategy of last resort; finally: an exit strategy we ALL can die with!) If we can release the hostaged hearts, hands and souls of our people, we have a shot at winning this war. We can can succeed without the msmbs news, but not without John Q. P. Early opinion polls indicate that these letters may have the potential to reach this sector of our beloved reading audience (am I studying Rovian strategy? little bit. November issue of Atlantic has a report that is of interest to strategically-minded Others ). Interesting reading in light of current events, at any rate.
A brief note on what is happening in the parallel universe that is the twitchy-cloak-and-dagger haunt of Hollywood: Our fine freepered friend Chi(m)p Reid is reporting that congress returns to session today for business as usual, discussing such "mundane matters as real estate tax" even as the country faces (or fails to face) the grim reality of the 3/11 election scandal. Discerning viewers will nevertheless have noted clear signs of post-electile dysfunction (PED) in Reid, combined with symptoms of pre-traumatic-pending-calamity stress syndrome (PTPCSS) and media attention deficit disorder (MADD).
This series of open letters to the President, which begins with the last letter written on Nov. 3, 2004, has the potential to alleviate voter apathy among certain populations that might not be responding well to the current campaign. Letters are titled :God Bless America! Letters from the Heartland" and are dedicated to the efforts of Navajo Codetalker Chester Nez and the many millions of others whose bravery in the line of fire on the foreign and domestic front has gone unnoticed for so many years.
Bursting with Bushishm's galor (thank you so kindly Mr. Crispin Miller for your marvellous work! Salute! ) and utterly dis-electical, these letters address important domestic issues, always with an eye for their impact on the heartland and our soldiers abroad. Hence, they may have some potential for reaching mom and pop and others who have fallen prey to apathy, indifference and the like.
I thank you for listening and invite you to tune in again soon.
Have a blessed day and never forget: GOD HAS BLESSED US ALL.
Dr. D.
Stun-Doctor and Media Strategist
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Wow! I just discovered the edit function here! Yeehah! And with that we have a powerful new strategy.... blogsquattin'....I'm going out there, man, catch me if you can!) Zapppa! Gottagitoutahere, NOW.
Peace out.