Cheney to Become Human Billboard at Inaugural

[uppityperson]

Corporations Rush to Buy Ad Space on VeepTo cover the escalating costs of this Thursday’s inauguration of President George W. Bush, major corporations are lining up to buy ad space on the side of Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House announced today.

According to the administration, Mr. Cheney will become a “human billboard” to display the logos of several Fortune 500 companies underwriting the expensive event.

Using state-of-the-art blue-screen technology, Mr. Cheney’s body will play host to ads for some of the Bush campaign’s largest corporate contributors, as well as promos for upcoming Fox TV shows.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1047

[NYC]

1. It would be more honest, wouldn't it?

Full disclosure.

[KingoftheJungle]

2. LOL

That's all I have to say about it. The cuddly cronyism of the facist dictators has actually reached a level of hilarity. They should have just hired that guy who paints ads on his forhead and walks around on school campuses.

[signmike]

3. Human?

[Melissa G]

4. LOL!