After voting: This is what they want you to believe...

[TruthIsAll]

After voting:

John (Democrat): Jane, there are the exit pollsters. Let’s tell them we voted for Kerry.
Jane: Quick. Let’s make them report that we voted. This way, Kerry will look good.

John: No, I was just kidding. I have to get back to work. The boss told me to get right back.
Jane: Oh, come on. It will only take a few minutes.

John: Ok, I see you love exit pollsters. Maybe it will help Kerry.
..............................................................

Bill (Republican): Barbara, don’t answer their questions. Let’s go.
Barbara: Why not?

Bill: I have to get back to the golf course.
Barbara: Right, I forgot. I'm having a coffee klatch with the Stepford wives.

Bill: What’s the difference, anyway? I hate exit pollsters.

[proud_Kucitizen]

1. Pretty much, Yeah

[proud_Kucitizen]

2. Pretty much, Yeah

[RaulVB]

3. Wait, it wasn't like that???

"God told me that HE won..."

[rdmccur]

4. Exit polls only work

outside the borders of the US.
Or exit pollsters are inept when they work US elections.
Or Republicans trend heavily toward voting late, especially in 'swing' states (their vote is counted even later).

[bleever]

5. TIA NEGLECTS THAT THE GOP HATES BEING PUSHY!!!

Damned self-styled savant!!!


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