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Here on the Left Coast, it is still the night of the terrible day you are waking up from, if you slept at all.
This morning I watched the news, the chat show infotainment clones wearing their spectacles and displaying their versatility as "serious" journalists. The what-passes-for-news here has reached such a level of irrelevance since the November "election" that most thinking Americans have turned it off for good. I swear I had the impression of watching news delivered by Kermit The Frog muppets or your own "Spitting Image" puppets.
After talking to workmates and friends, listening to the radio, watching TV and checking the Web, I refrain from having an overarching, opinionated Theory of Everything. I write to tell you that our hearts are with you.
We are being shown how "calm" and "resilient" the British people are; repeatedly reminded that you've been through the Blitz and the Troubles. Perhaps the inference being that, in comparison with Britain and Spain, countries where folks "get up and get on with it," America needs to get over itself.
There even was a former IRA member on "Nightline" telling the U.S. to be "clever, not angry" and suggesting how to get off the "hampster wheel to Hell" of terrorism.
It is not a conceit to write a letter to London, rather than a letter to Afghanistan or a letter to Iraq or a letter to Darfour..... it is not because of place, but of timing, that I write to you this morning.
Recently, you loaned us one of your Parlimentarians, who strode across the sea and showed the Congress and the American people how to "do" politics and how to speak English.
Then the minutes of important meetings were sent across in a floating bottle that we are still trying to get the cork out of.
As the American people began to wake up from a decades long nap, the Emperor's robe began to fray at the edge, despite royal decrees of righteousness and protection, delivered via a marvelous catapult. The Court Jester who bends the Emperor's ear was revealed as a traitor.
By the Fourth of July, many Americans realized that things looked so bad for the Empire, that another "spectacular" distraction might be needed. Unfortunate, but true.
London, on the furthest outpost of the Roman Empire, at the heart of the British Empire, smashed and bloodied in the demise of the American Empire.
Unfortunate. But true.
Our hearts are with you.
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