Sex toy removed over melamine contamination

[Doctor Cynic]

Source: Daily Mail (UK)

Sex shops have been forced to remove a novelty chocolate spread from their shelves over fears that it may contain a toxic chemical.

Thousands of cans of the spread, bought by couples to spice up their love lives, have been removed from outlets of the Ann Summers chain after tests showed they contain melamine.

Levels were 100 times above the limits imposed by the European commission.

The industrial chemical has been at the centre of a massive scare in China after four babies died and 54,000 children under two fell ill from drinking milk products adulterated with it.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1078699/Chocolate-sex-spread-taken-shelves-chemical-fears.html

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You just cannot make this up!

[bluestateguy]

1. Well that's a real kick in the ass

nt

[bluestateguy]

2. Well that's a real kick in the ass

nt

[Solly Mack]

3. Stick to whipped cream

[TomInTib]

4. I can think of worse ways to go.

I guess I will stick to Ghirardelli's sprinkled with crushed cayenne.

[Billy Burnett]

5. AKA: Melamine Glide.

:dunce:

[juno jones]

6. Stuff was probably shite anyways.

As a cook, I highly reccommend sticking to regular foodstuff as opposed to buying anything in a novelty shop. Real honey, fresh whipped cream or a product like Ghiardelli's is bound to be tastier and far safer than a 'flavored' product.

[KansDem]

7. I've always preferred fillets of anchovy...

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