Automatic RW (UK) blog comment generator

[muriel_volestrangler]

Easily applicable to such places as "Sterling Times" or "Free Britannia" ...

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/the-twat-o-tron/

Sample output:

"Sad btu true. I couldn't care less but the British sheeple are peddling their lies because they hatethe British people. Wake up people! bring back Enoch Powell. LOL!

What_happened_to_my_country UK ex-pat, United States"

"Whites being descriminated gaainst again!. I heard this week that kids today are allowing us to be swamped because the scottish mafia is running the country. Nine words:r ound thme all up and lock them away. These are worrying times!!!

Mr angry glos, United Kingdom"

"its sad but true i read that the loony left is hugging hoodies because they have been incopmetent since day 1 a wise man noce said birng back national service

British Bulldog Revoluotionsville"

'Bulldog'? Haven't I heard that name somewhere before? :evilgrin:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. so many lawlz

The generated messages are indistinguishable from BBC Have Your Say, and Daily Mail article comments.

ETA: like some of the comments on there have asked, are racist, misogynist, homophobic, bigoted, reactionary views the result of a very simple thought algorithm?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

2. haha more lulz

"OH LOOK. STUDIES SHOW THAT TE SCOTISH ARE PROMOTING HOMOSEXUALISM. SIMPLE ANSWER: SEND THEM TO IRAQ. NEXT QUESTION.

(Its_an_Outrage) Wirral"

[T_i_B]

3. This can't be realistic

as none of the replies end with Mr Angry of Tunbridge Wells or whatever vowing to vote BNP, thus starting a flamewar between the idiots and everyone else.

Or maybe I just haven't been spending enough time on the "Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister" Facebook group!

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. The "Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister" Facebook group?

That'll be where this one's for, then:

"im not being racist but drug scum are helping al-qaeda the silent majority must elect jeremy clarkson as prime minister

EU_bunglers_are_ruining_UK In the Know"

I have seen one ending "ill vote BNP next time", actually.

[T_i_B]

10. Oh yes

It's got 341,971 members at the present time. Here's the link if you need proof.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2208998433

If it's any comfort though, the I bet I can find 1,000,000 people who dislike George Bush group does indeed have 1,000,209 members at present.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5022036305

[Anarcho-Socialist]

12. actually some of the Twat-o-Tron comments do have that

keep clicking.

[non sociopath skin]

4. 1 dnot no if this stuf is reel mu ...

... wen i gone 2 fre birtana & starlin tims the like more britsh than thar an thers no paskys or pols kno wot i meen i meen thes doods use hole werds & ful spots an stuf ther probly imgants the eu teeches the inglish so the can go on the doll nic giffen 4 pm bors we luv u

the sink

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. I've been posting some of these on the Diana Express HYS

and they're even printing them.

I've made up some of my own too. It's rather fun.

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Wow - I didn't realise the Express still has a 'Diana Inquest' section

at the top level - "News/Showbiz ; Scottish ; Diana Inquest ; Sport ; Pictures ...".

God, their main 'Have Your Say' questions:

ARE GREEDY PETROL FIRMS RIPPING US OFF?
Should GP surgeries be run by British doctors?
Do we let too many immigrants into Britain?
Do you think immigration is to blame for a rise in crime?
Has mass immigration wrecked Britain?
Should MPs have their expenses slashed?
Should all knives be banned from streets?
Should Muslim clerics teach our children
Is it time for deluded Brown to quit?
Are you fed-up with British traditions being attacked?
Should greedy Labour cut fuel tax immediately?
Does the Express ask leading, racist questions?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

8. lol yes to the last question

I've been posting on the Express HYS as "Bulldog4ever1933" posting twat-o-tron comments or some of my own, and seeing if the Diana Express bother to moderate them, and it seems they don't. Here are some examples:

NuLiarbore are greedy
Published: Friday June 6,2008 by Bulldog4ever1933

I'm not being racist but communist imigrans are putting flouride in our drinking water because they are traitors! BLiar got Diana out of the way and now this??? We must call in the army now. Mrs Thatcher must be spinning in her grave.

http://www.express.co.uk/comments/view/231268

NO BENEFITTS!!!
Published: Friday June 6,2008 by Bulldog4ever1933

im sick of these immigrants scroungers who do nothing 4 Britain.

Either they should send them all back, or have the illegals work in camps where they are concentrated away from decent english people. there they can work for privledge of staying in Great Britain!!! If they refuse too work then we should get ridd of them!

Dont believe the NuLab LIES. Only Boris and Kilroy can save england from the foriegns horde.

http://www.express.co.uk/comments/view/231284

Bring back kilroy NOW!!!
Published: Friday June 6,2008 by Bulldog4ever1933

STUPID QUESTION, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT ILLEGALS ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING BECAUSE THEY ARE CLINICALLY INSANE, WAKE UP PEOPLE! BRING BACK THE CANE,

http://www.express.co.uk/comments/view/231248

Greedy Gordo
Published: Friday June 6,2008 by Bulldog4ever1933

yes brown taxes us all to DEATH while giving all our money to lefty islamics and single mothers who feed their kidds macdonalds everyday. Indicative of rip off britain. Disgusting! Brown STOLE all our pensions and gave it all to the eu superstate who send us gypsies in return. PATHETICC!

BLAME the Islamics OPEC, bring hardworkin genglish taxpayers RIP-of prices. If u want PROOF, my local petrol station is now run by MUSELIMS.

BORIS 4 PM!!

http://www.express.co.uk/comments/view/231278

BAN NuLAB THUGS
Published: Friday June 6,2008 by Bulldog4ever1933

This was caused by Guardian reading LIEbrals hugging hoodies.The silet majority must brign back national service and caning in scools. PS If you are offended by this ten leave the country!

http://www.express.co.uk/comments/view/231253

Nationals ervice
Published: Friday June 6,2008 by Bulldog4ever1933

I dont believe the responses on here!.. it's not politically correct to say so but chavs rae getting away with murder because this country isno longer ours. Isn'tit obvious, have another war!! Time to bring back antional service.

http://www.express.co.uk/comments/view/231271

It seems like you can post as much bigoted tirade as you like on the Daily Express website, as long as you don't specifically call for voting for the BNP, but yet you can espouse their hateful agenda. The random-generated and creative messages above don't seem very different from the usual tirades one finds on there.

[LeftishBrit]

9. Great but scary stuff...

In m yopinion soft-touch Britain is giving priority to immigrants because the scottis mafi is runnin the country! Read my lips: steorlise them all. Next!

Gordon Clown Out Now Birmingham


gordon brown still it at i see!.. here come the pc brigade and the nanny state! pregnant children are terrorising our streets because gordon is too busy lining his pockets... the silent majority must send them all back were they came from... this is a perfect idea!!!!!

British Bulldog Revoluotionsville


Here come the pc brigade and the nanny state! the Scottish are sealing my cartax. End this madness now bring back flogging and the death penalty i say. Is it a tune to ofamiliar from our media?!?!

English_forever United Kingdom

The scary thing is that the real far-RW-ers don't sound very different!

And of course get influenced by our wonderful tabloids:

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

[non sociopath skin]

11. Did you mean them, Mu?

http://freebritannia.6.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=9273

Bulldog seems genuinely disgruntled that his site might be thought of as right wing! :evilgrin:

The Skin

[D-Notice]

13. To be fair

the Free Brittania people usually come across as quite sane... Anyway, the good thing about it is the ability to try and show them the light!

[non sociopath skin]

14. Have to say that that particular incarnation of FB is better than most ...

... right-wing message boards, although they do have a noisy minority of Freeper-style headbangers and grammar-free racists.

Been a little disappointed that the initial healthy cynicism about Cameroonia seems to have morphed into party-line brown-nosing. I would have expected better of them.

The Skin

[moggie]

17. Hardly surprising, is it?

Been a little disappointed that the initial healthy cynicism about Cameroonia seems to have morphed into party-line brown-nosing

It's easy to be critical of the leader when you're in the wilderness, but now they can smell the promised land.

[LeftishBrit]

15. Indeed, scarily accurate

here wego again. here come the pc brigade and the nanny sttae! evironazis are getting away with murder. Simple anser: get tough. What next? Welcoing foreign criminals? Oops. They do it already!?!

BNP_RULES Big Brother Government




In my opinion pedophiles are destroying our heritage because the country is full.. Isnt it obvious? build more prisons lock em up and throw away the key. Simple!!!!!

Sick of Labour In the Know




FYI. the media won't admit that single mothers are promoting teenage pregnancy because they are pandering to foreign interests. All true brits should burn them alive. It is only a matte rof time before race riots spill blood on our streets!!

Immigrants Out Of England Not France


Did you create this yourself, Muriel, or how did you discover it? It's great!

[muriel_volestrangler]

16. Saw the link to it on Liberal Conspiracy:

http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/2008/06/05/twat-o-tron-v20/