Texas Observer 6/26/10Democratic Convention: Bill White Delivers (Oooh-La-La!) It’s fair to say that Bill White gave the speech of his life in accepting the Democratic nomination in Corpus Christi on Friday night. Now, ye cynics might say that’s not the highest standard in the annals of political rhetoric—and you’d be right. But, hand to God, it was a fine piece of oratory—and one that suited the moment to a T, drawing a razor-sharp contrast between White and incumbent Gov. Rick Perry. And while it was not delivered with preacherly fury or Obamaesque eloquence, it was the right kind of speech for White to inhabit comfortably: a little funny, a little sarcastic, a little uplifting, and appropriately plainspoken.
Forty-five minutes ahead of schedule, White grinned his way onto the stage to the Rolling Stones’ "Start Me Up" and soaked in cheers from delegates who’d been encouraged, rock-concert style, to surround the stage, sway and whoop and wave their Bill White signs. It was history’s most unlikely Mick Jagger moment, but White—far more comfortable at the podium than he’s looked and sounded in the past—seemed to soak it up before launching into a speech that hit pretty much every note the Democratic candidate needs to hit between now and November.
Of course, nothing could make wonky White feel more at ease than walking into a convention that’s running ahead of schedule. "You know that Democrats are ready when our convention runs 45 minutes early," White quipped as he began—one of his frequent variations from the written text that you can read below in full.
If there were any doubt that White was feeling right at home with his message, it would have been dispelled the moment he delivered one of his indictments of Perry—"We learn that Perry charges taxpayers for a $10,000 a month rented mansion, larger than anything used by prior governors, with chefs and a subscription to Food & Wine magazine."—and then added, with a sly grin, "Oooh-la-la!"
I don’t know about you, but I never thought of Bill White as an "Oooh-la-la" sort of fellow.
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