Battle between Perry, Strayhorn taking on look of 2006 primary

[sonias]

Real World repuke euthanasia where one ugly Texas repuke totally destroys another party member publicly, viscerally and thoroughly enjoys it. It's the hot new TX 2006 pre-primary show. This season's contestants pit one tough Grandma aka Ms. Piggy aka Carol Keeton McClelland Rylander Strayhorn (big supporter of defense of marriage as you can see by her many weddings), mother to bu$h mouth piece Scotty McClelland vs Governor Rick "Goodhair" Perry, aka "Gay Perry" , not there's anything wrong with that, Bahamas snorkeling, "Titty Bingo" school finance supporter, and all around low life sleaze bag.

OK folks we do encourage you to place your wagers since this will help finance our public schools.

:evilgrin:

Sonia

Round One:
Battle between Perry, Strayhorn taking on look of 2006 primary
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/politics/2530965
During the session's first week, the animosity between Perry and Strayhorn flared in dueling news conferences and public appearances. Perry and Strayhorn all but called each other liars as they bitterly argued over the financial impact of the governor's school finance plan.
(snip)
"We've become a one-party state, and we're starting to act like one. We're starting to have multiple choices within the party, and we enjoy it," said John DeNoyelles, Republican chairman of Smith County in East Texas
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[Fenris]

1. I for one hope they destroy eachother

[Gman]

2. Please elaborate on the

"Titty Bingo". Apparently there's an intriguing piece of info I must have missed!

[sonias]

3. We're actually stealing a well known meme

Gman, around Austin these very colorful bumper stickers with the name "Titty Bingo" are all over the place. The Austin Chronicle has even placed some in their newspapers around SxSW. It's a band name, but not a band that plays very frequently, they have a mythological reputation of not really existing. They really do however, and they even played Willie Nelson's 4th of July picnic last year. Their site isn't coming up for me right now http://tittybingo.com/ (Maybe they really don't exist)

Anyway we picked up on Perry's support for a titty tax and video lottery terminals to finance public schools and usurped the band's name to use as the name of Perry's school finance scheme. So from now on, Perry's school finance scheme shall be known as "Titty Bingo" until of course the band protests. But hey it would just get them so much more publicity.

Funny thing is is you do a search for Titty Bingo right now on google you get this site as the second choice:
http://www.conexur.com/bingos/titty-bingo/

Sonia

[montieg]

8. I'm not sure

where I read it--on web--but I think it was in the Houston Chronicle--they called it "Tits for Tots". WHOOOEEEE!!!!!

[Lithos]

9. Bobbie Nelson

Who is Willie's sister is their keyboardist. Not sure if the other members are also affiliated with Willie's band.

Yes, they exist.

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[Gothmog]

4. I am supporting Kinky Friedman

I am supporting Kinky Friedman in 2006.

[sonias]

6. Race for Texas Governor Gets Kinky

Why not Kinky? Why the hell not?

Ya gotta love the potential in this campaign. Which is why Kinky may have a chance. He can always campaign as not being Perry.

http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/race.html
http://www.westwindmax.com/linkedpages/guvwebpage/KinkyForGuvProducts.html

Sonia

[NoPasaran]

5. With a possible three-way rethug brawl

Between Goodhair, Ms. Piggy, and the Senator From Breck, and Kinky running as an independent, maybe 2006 will be the year we can coax Crazy Carl back into politics.

[Lithos]

7. Crazy Carl

I'd forgotten about him... I think I last saw him peering through the window at Esthers many years back...

L-