The Scandalman

[ashling]

This is my ode to Tom DeLay, to the tune of Candyman. What do you think?

Who can take corruption -
Tie it with a bow -
Drag it through the mud and
Make believe its white as snow?

The Scandalman . . . The Scandalman can.
The Scandalman can ‘cause he’s a
Slimy as a slug and he’s
A great big whore.

The Scandalman makes sure
Everything he takes
Is from lobbyists for far right issues,
And when you question ‘gifts for wishes;’
That’s when he gets mean and vicious

Who can sell his Office
Just to make a buck?
If you’re looking for integrity
You know you’re out of luck.

The Scandalman . . . the Scandalman can.
And the Scandalman will cause he’s
Slimy as a slug and
He’s a great big whore.

:shrug:

[Mikimouse]

1. If I was still doing my radio spots, I would ask your permission to air

this. It is great!:applause: !:applause: !:applause: !:applause: !:applause:

[ashling]

3. My daughter said I should send it to Al Franken,

but you know how daughters are. :)

[Mikimouse]

4. Do I ever...I have two, and can assume the...

"wrapped around the little finger" position on command.:P

[sonias]

5. ashling your daughter is right

Al does exactly this kind of thing. It can't hurt.

Love it!

Sonia

[ashling]

6. I sent it to him via Air America site

I hope it sent

About the time I was working on it, wife came in and told me that our rooster was dead, so we worked on securing the chicken house from unwelcome critters. I still think that it was an inside job, and the nine hens out there in the chicken house just got fed up with him bossing them around.


In the confusion I am not sure that it actually got sent.

[sonias]

7. Oh my an uprising by the hens

I didn't know that type of thing happened. He must have been a mean old rooster for the hens to band together and take him out.

Good luck with the parody song. I hope to hear it soon on Al's show.

Hi ashling, ashling's daugher, and ashling's wife too! :hi:


Sonia

[ashling]

8. Either that

or he died bravely protecting the hens from some intruder.

The uprising senario, however, is interesting.

Unfortunately, the hens aren't talking.
:shrug:

[dogday]

2. It's Great!

I will be humming it for the rest of the day