Download your SD State Sexual Act Reporting Form here

[agates]

Just saw this posted on the Argus Leader online forums and had to share..

South Dakota State Sexual Act Reporting Form

*this form must be submitted within 30 days of any sexual act, including any fines, to the State office of Moral Purity in Pierre.

Date of Encounter: _________________________________

Was this with your spouse Yes____ No____
*if you answered no please remit $75 to the state with your return.

If no, was this person of the opposite gender? Yes___ No___
* if you answered no, both parties must return their sex permits to the state office and surrender themselves for retraining at the Pukwana moral reconditioning facility within 10 working days.

What position was used _________________
*if any position other than missionary was used, please remit $125 to the state with your return.

Did you break a smile Yes ___ No___
*if you answered yes, please remit $25 to the state with your return.

Was contraception used Yes ___ No ___
*if you answered yes, please remit $50 to the state with your return.
Please note that repeated use of contraception can result in the revocation of your sex permit, severe fines and jail time.

Did the act result in pregnancy Yes ___ No___ Pending___
* repeated forms turned in with answers other than yes can be grounds for a revocation of your sex permit.

Please have all parties sign and submit a copy to the state, one to Roger Hunt and a third to Leslie Unruh.

[liberalhistorian]

1. ROFLMAO!

Oh, man, this is perfect! Please post this in GD, it needs much wider circulation!

[agates]

2. Done

There's some good stuff now and then at the Argus Leader forums

http://www.argusleaderonline.com/forum/