Musician Eric Schwartz needs a Manhattan room mate for September

[Ian David]

From: Eric Schwartz Mailing List <[e-mail] >
Date: Aug 2, 2006
Subject: BRAND NEW BUSH-BASHING, and Schwartz Seeks NYC APT


First of all, I'd like to thank all of those who came out for the recording of Redder Than Ever, which came out swimmingly. It includes my latest anti-Bush effort "Clinton Got A Blowjob," which is about, of course, our current commander in grief. If I can get a thousand people at a folk festival singing "Clinton Got A Blowjob" Over and over again, well, it might be worth a listen. Defnitely the sequel to "Keep Jesus Off My Penis."

In fact, here's the song.

www.ericschwartz.com/ClintonBJ.mp3

Why am I giving it away? First of all, if I don't, someone else will.
Second, it's a little gift for those who are kind enough to receive my occasional missives.
Third, it's pretty damn FUN. Trust me.
Fourth, this way, you might just be tempted to FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, SOME OF WHOM MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE IN MANHATTAN FOR SEPTEMBER 1ST.

You see, I find myself in need of housing for September 1st and I'm going out of town mid-August so I need a room by then. I spend too much out of town to be spending 2000+ a month for my own place, so roommate time it is.

So, please send this far and wide to anyone who might appreciate the song.
And if you are reading this and have a room in Manhattan that'll need filling on the aforementioned date, please let me know.
Wahoo, take care, and thank you kindly for your time.

Eric Schwartz

ps: Redder Than Ever will be available soon on Itunes, CDBaby and CDFreedom. Look out for it. Or sign up on my mailing list to receive announcement of its arrival.

pps: I am accepting offers from those who'd like a nice guy like me to live in their NYC apt free and sing them songs every now and then.

ppps: If you are offended by the fact that "Mommy, what's a blowjob?" was heard on at least three occasions at said folk festival, perhaps we're not a suitable match.

pppps: If you were AT Falcon Ridge, welcome and thanks for joining.

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