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Dickie Flatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 04:02 PM
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Norm Coleman gets a new mouth (must-see, if you can stand it!)
Edited on Fri Jan-21-05 04:14 PM by Dickie Flatt
"Norm Coleman wanted more than an enhanced smile. He wanted peace of mind: lasting, comfortable results."

Oh. My. God.

WARNING: Contains pictues of Norm Coleman's disgusting dental hygiene - and his real smile!
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Pale_Rider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 04:05 PM
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1. The horror ...
... the horror.

Thanks for the warning though I still clicked through. Now I'm off my lunch.
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Dickie Flatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 05:36 PM
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41. WORKING LINK HERE
(posting this up at the top so people can see it)

That link is broken now by request of Norm Coleman. Pictures preserved here.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 04:06 PM
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2. Archive this page!!!
Priceless come next election cycle - does Al Franken know?
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:10 PM
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19. That was my thought too. I am going to email it to him.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 09:20 PM
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32. Oh, man, I can just
imagine the fun Al's gonna have with that! :evilgrin:
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 04:07 PM
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3. I wonder which rich republican donor paid for Normie's smile?
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 08:26 PM
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10. Or if Normie traded the dental work for letting his image being used
A couple years ago I asked my dentist what it would cost to "enhance" one of my teeth. He couldn't let it go at just the one I wanted fixed, he made a mold and showed what could be done for 8 of my teeth on my upper jaw. The cost? A mere $8,000. As much as I'd like to have teeth that looked like that (I called them "movie star teeth"), there was just no way. Maybe if I win the lottery.
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 09:21 AM
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12. I think you hit it on the nose... he got free teeth for using his image
to advertize their business.
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 04:10 PM
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4. AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should have listened to the warning. n/t
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Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 04:24 PM
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5. evil spud.
Edited on Fri Jan-21-05 04:42 PM by Algorem
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 04:28 PM
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6. My eyes....arrghhhh!
Did he have his top teeth removed or was the "before" dentures too?
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jean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 04:30 PM
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7. his dentition is one thing but his nose looks like it's been pounded
flat more than a few times
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 03:14 PM
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16. I noticed that, too. It prompted this thought...
Ah, to have been the one who did it!

:evilgrin:
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Schup Donating Member (17 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 05:19 PM
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8. Scary shit!!!
It gets even worse when he opens his mouth.
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 07:15 PM
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9. Ugh
Off to brush my teeth.
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Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 08:49 AM
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11. LOL
Too funny!
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gbeb Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 10:14 AM
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13. Who gets to see it?
Norm spends so much time with his foot in his mouth that no one will get to appreciate the thousands of $$ in dental work.

Thanks much for both the posting and the warning. They both had me laughing.

Gary
The Bait and Switch President
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 10:24 AM
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14. Crap, now I have to gouge out my eyes. Thanks a ton. n/t
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 02:22 PM
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15. I wish we could find a neurosurgeon
to do a little work on Norm's brain.

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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 04:09 PM
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17. My eyes! My eyes! OMG, I can't see, I can't seeeeeeee!!!!
Please, God, make the awful memory go away, puh-leeeeeez.
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Krupskaya Donating Member (689 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 04:15 PM
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18. All that Bush butt-kissing is tough on the teeth, I guess.
The "after" picture makes him look like Martha Rae. :hurl
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:13 PM
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20. How did you find that?
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:14 PM
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21. Really bad luck, I assume.
:puke:
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Dickie Flatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 06:01 PM
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24. *
Edited on Sat Jan-22-05 06:04 PM by Dickie Flatt
*
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:15 PM
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22. that man lacks any political sensibilities
Why on earth would he allow his picture to be used on that site? All for free dental work? Save that for the 2008 election to help emphasize what a sellout he is.
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:33 PM
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23. also lacks humility
He thinks so highly of himself, he even thinks others would like to see inside his nasty mouth.
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 06:09 PM
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25. Reminds me of the "Friends" episode where Ross whitens his teeth...
Coleman is a yutz.
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 06:49 PM
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26. I emailed it to Garrison Keeler for use on PHC
.............Live, from Minnesota Public Radio, Norm Coleman's dental hybiege.

Come to think of it, it may be difficult to portray on radio. Maybe PHC can secure sponsorship from the dentist.
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 06:51 PM
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27. The Daily Show would love it too n/t.
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GoblinToe Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 06:54 PM
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28. Dammit, I was eating


I was eating spagehtti with my homemade marinara sauce, and I wasn't thinking when I clicked on that link.

Had to throw it all down the drain.

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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 07:02 PM
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29. Repug healthecare reform
1. Be a celebrity or a politicial.
2. Endorse a doctor or a dentist.
3. Get dental work or an operation.

What's next, Cheney's ICD?

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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 08:17 PM
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31. Dick subscribes to new health plan, gets a boob job! Lynn excited!!!
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 07:05 PM
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30. Dr. Milnar's next patient
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 11:24 PM
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33. Chiclet teeth for a guy who's all mouth anyway.
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Spiffarino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 04:57 PM
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34. More of Dr. Milnar's patients
Edited on Sun Jan-23-05 05:01 PM by Spiffarino
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Dickie Flatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 11:35 PM
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35. Norm makes the TOP 10 CONSERVATIVE IDIOTS!
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bejammin075 Donating Member (302 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 09:19 AM
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36. First thing I though of was Jack Nicholson
Playing the Joker in Batman.

Hidious!!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:30 PM
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37. Hey, Welcome to DU
:hi:
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 11:44 AM
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38. They moved it! Cowards!
Why should normie be upset about this? He doesn't have any problem whoring his mouth for the shrub, so why not for his dentist, too?
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 03:58 PM
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39. Hope someone saved it!
I tried to save it but got an error.
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Dickie Flatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 05:35 PM
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40. Norm's smile is preserved here
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 02:40 AM
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42. Awesome - thanks
Let's hope the apge is picked up by Google if not already.
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 08:15 AM
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43. Great, he looks less like a gap-yellow-tooth philanderer now
Well, as to the gap and the yellow, perhaps.
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