Michele Bachmann calls in sick to avoid Teabagger protests and angry farmers--Guess her illness!

[Minnesota Raindog]

Michele Bachmann came down with a sudden illness last Friday just as she was about to face a hostile crowd of Missouri Teabaggers who are pissed about her endorsement of Roy Blunt for U.S. Senate there:

http://dumpbachmann.blogspot.com/2010/07/bachmann-no-show-in-show-me-state.html

She managed to hide behind her Skype, though, and address her Blunt fans without having to run the gauntlet of the TRUE Missouri Teabaggers:

http://dumpbachmann.blogspot.com/2010/08/video-bachmanns-skyped-sickbed.html

But evidently her "full and quick recovery" isn't "full and quick" enough to allow her to attend another forum that would likely feature some unfriendly questions. Now, Michele's sudden--and as of yet unexplained--illness has caused her to bail out of Farmfest this week also (as if she ever intended to go in the first place):

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/polinaut/archive/2010/08/bachmann_and_kl.shtml

Now, while it may be cynical to suggest that Michele isn't really sick, but is just lying through her yellowed teeth again, maybe we can help her several press agents out by suggesting what type of illness has befallen our Teabagger Queen. I'll suggest cranial-rectal surgery for starters. Any other ideas out there?

[qb]

1. Female Trouble?

[Mnpaul]

2. It's called

I-went-to-support-RoyBlunt-but-the-teabagers-hate-him-itis

[dodger501]

3. Recovering from her stupidectomy? n/t