Buyer Beware - North Star Stakes

[Avidor]

This guy came to my door selling stakes... the vampires in my neighborhood are worse than mosquitoes... anyways, the guy says the stakes his company North Star Stakes makes are the best.

So I bought a couple boxes and that night I put on my garlic necklace (I don't wear a cross - I'm Jewish) and I'm sitting out on the porch and a vampire starts biting my neck and I wrestle him to the ground and start pounding the North Star stake into his heart and the damn stake breaks in half and the freakin' vampire turns into a bat and flies off to bite someone else.

I tried to get my money back, but they gave me the run-around.

Don't buy North Star stakes!

[Minnesota Raindog]

1. Don't buy North Star Skates either!

That's amazing, Avidor. I had a guy show up on my doorstep awhile back selling North Star Skates. I wondered who in the world would be selling North Star Skates, and then I recognized the guy standing there:


And I told Norm Green that if he didn't leave my property immediately, Mr. Remington would help him find the way.

So don't buy North Star Skates!

[Morning Dew]

2. I bought a box of those

they taste like leather and I broke a crown.