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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 11:18 AM
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humor in politics

I was listening to Perry's speech and couldn't help realizing how little math classes he had.

direct from rick perry's speech in north carolina
" by giving a one time tax return for off shore money: approx 1 billion which could create 2.9 million jobs"
well koch boy candidate by bringing the troops home from war saves 2 billion a week or according to you would put 5.8 million americans to work each week-so don't blame Obama -blame your oil cartel in the state of texas and people like you and bush who push their agenda!
rebuild america-fence in texas oil cartel!
its time america occupied texas!!!

a caption from one of the responses I had
"grow your own dope . plant a republican!

now who said their is no humor in politics!

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Marnie Donating Member (706 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 06:43 PM
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1. "its time america occupied texas!!!"
Yankees are moving to Texas at the rate of literally thousands per day and have been for at least the last two decades.

That's probably more per month that move to Maine in a year, and that total isn't Texans moving to Maine but anybody moving to Maine.

And in case you haven't noticed Texas is an Americans state.

And in case you haven't notices the oil cartels are owned in places like NY city, which is to say Wall Street.

The last Texas based largish oil company was Sun Oil. So the Giants like Exxon, BP, Gulf, Texaco and cartels like OPEC are not based in Texas.
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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-11 07:28 PM
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2. well how bout that

PERHAPS YOUR RIGHT. SINCE I LIVED IN TEXAS FOR 14 MONTHS AND PREFERRED TO COME HOME TO MAINE AND STARVE! YOU COULD BE RIGHT!
BUT YOUR NOT! TEXAS IN THE LAST DECADE HAVE HAD MORE OF THE TOP 500 COMPANIES IN THE USA MOVE TO THEIR STATE THAN ANY OTHER STATE IN THE UNION!
I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT ;THE TOP 5 MONEY MAGAZINES IN THE COUNTRY HAVE HAD ARTICLES ON THIS FOR 2 YEARS!
PERHAPS YOU SPEND TO MUCH TIME LISTENING TO RUSH OR CANTOR!
OH WELL "DRILL BABY DRILL SURE DIDN'T COME FROM A MAINE POLITICIAN'S VOCABULARY
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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-11 08:01 PM
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Source One Shell Plaza, Shell Oil Company's headquarters in Houston. ... employees are based in the U.S. The head office in the U.S. is in Houston, Texas. ... (later there was a SU2000E) but they have be...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_Oil_Company
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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-11 07:37 PM
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3. here's what you don't know

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69 more firms move jobs, facilities out of
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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-11 07:42 PM
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4. here's a few more

The Eagle Ford Shale Blog
Feb 16, 2010 ... You may have never heard of the Eagle Ford shale if you live outside of South Texas or are not in the oil and gas business but it will be big news in ... Oil and gas companies are discovering that there are “stacked pay” .... are finally seeing the kind of economic boom that many have always dreamed of. Oil ...
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Texas Facts - Koch Industries, Inc.
Koch companies have a presence in nearly 60 countries and employ about 67000 people. ... Other subsidiaries have offices in Houston and The Woodlands, and terminals ... Affiliates market sand for oil and gas exploration via a site in Odessa. ... and for the many conservation projects its companies do in their communities. ...
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Texas Politics - The Executive Branch
The constitutional and historical contexts that have shaped their office require .... For many months leading up to the gubernatorial election, news coverage and ..... Both Clements and Mark White (1983-1987) were swamped by the major ..... of oil and gas to the Texas economy, regulatory duties related to this industry have ...
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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-11 07:59 PM
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View Brochure Every month, The American Business Journal turns the spotlight on a state of this great country to investigate its business and successes, its culture and uniqueness—and its goals for the future. This month, we cast our sights on Texas, which thanks to its booming economy has kept reasonably stable during the recent economic downturn.

The American Business Journal takes a look at the Port of Houston, a major commerce hub in the U.S.., and speaks with the Greater Houston Partnership about the port’s critical role in business. We highlight one of Texas’ oil and gas players that are once again making waves in the financial markets. We take a tour through the Texas wine regions and learn some surprising facts. And finally, we talk with the Mayor of Houston, Annise Parker, about the city’s economic forecast for 2011.

Resisting recession in the Lone Star State

From its traditionally booming business climate to its hospitable southern culture, the Lone Star State is famous even beyond America’s borders. From a history entrenched in oil to the crucial commerce hub in the Port of Houston, Texas is well-known for favorable economic conditions. No state in the U.S.. has been recession-proof—but compared to many, Texas has actually experienced quite a boom. This month at ABJ we ask the question: How?

Diversified economy

First and foremost, Texas has reaped the benefits of a highly diversified economy that includes agriculture, biotech and healthcare, manufacturing, tourism, and of course—energy. For many, Texas is synonymous with oil, and rightfully so. The oil and gas industry accounts for a considerable part of the economic vitality, but a solid backbone of diversified industry (which indeed interacts with the oil and gas sector) has been a crucial component in the state’s stability.

Texas has long hinged on its vital oil resources. Even today as the oil sands in Canada and the Middle East provide essential petroleum to the U.S.., Texas still wears the moniker of “the energy capital of the world”. Oil and gas have a firm place in the heart of the Texas economy, and Texas still leads the American pack for both crude and natural gas. Nearly a quarter of total U.S.. oil reserves come from this state—the Permian Basin of West Texas alone contains 21 of the nation’s 100 most productive oilfields.

Texas is also country’s number one refiner of oil and gas products. Many of America’s major oil companies have their headquarters in Texas, including Marathon Oil, Exxon-Mobil, Tesoro and Valero. It is not only production of this profitable resource, it is the entire supply-chain process. The major cities in Texas hold the offices, refineries, logistics hubs and other critical elements. Oil, it seems, truly does keep the economy flowing
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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-11 08:11 PM
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7. here's a little more

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State
Rank Company Fortune 500 rank City Revenues
($ millions)
1 Exxon Mobil 2 Irving 354,674.0
2 ConocoPhillips 4 Houston 184,966.0
3 AT&T 12 Dallas 124,629.0
4 Valero Energy 24 San Antonio 86,034.0
5 Marathon Oil 29 Houston 68,413.0
6 Dell 41 Round Rock 61,494.0
7 Sysco 67 Houston 37,243.5
8 Enterprise Products Partners 80 Houston 33,739.3
9 Plains All American Pipeline 99 Houston 25,893.0
10 AMR 118 Fort Worth 22,170.0
11 Fluor 124 Irving 20,849.3
12 Tesoro 128 San Antonio 20,253.0
13 Kimberly-Clark 130 Irving 19,746.0
14 Halliburton 144 Houston 17,973.0
15 United Services Automobile Assn. 145 San Antonio 17,946.1
16 J.C. Penney 146 Plano 17,759.0
your right many north of the mason dixion line have moved to texas following jobs. but have no fear the oil industry still calls the shots. And if you are in texas(which I very much doubt) you know some of the names I will use-texas tea -the big boys-wheeler dealers-land grabbers-texas mafia-the fixers-the big guy! and many more!
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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 03:23 AM
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8. oh by the way

who's money is behind the corruption that has existed for years in undocumented workers,illegal gambling,prostitution and drugs that seem to never go away in Beaumont,port arthur,houston,lake charles,waco and to many more places to mention. some of it so established you would have to be blindfolded to miss it.
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luckyleftyme2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-11 03:43 AM
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9. others who moved to texas

I think many besides "yankees" have moved to your state and thrived. I assume some like me
who reminded you that we won that war a few years back and could continue it any time you tried that talk down "yankee" lip in person. you know what they say "Texass main export is"
"HOT AIR AND BULLCHIPS"
Students in Texas Illegally Are Eligible for State Aid
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Enlargephoto illustration by: Todd WisemanIllegal immigrants who do well in high school are not only eligible for lower-cost, in-state tuition rates at Texas universities and colleges. Thanks to legislation signed by Gov. Rick Perry in 2001, many are also receiving publicly funded grants to pay for their education.

The in-state tuition policy, which was broadened in 2005 and again signed by Perry, has become a major flashpoint in the 2012 presidential race. Perry has taken repeated fire from his conservative base —
YOU SEE US YANKEES ARE A LITTLE MORE INFORMED THAN YA ALL THINK! AND BY THE WAY WE GOT A FEW IN KENNEBUNK THAT SUMMER HEREUH!
AND THEY KEEP CUMMIN BACK! AN BRINGING LOTS OF THEIR FRIENDS. i DON'T KNOW TO MANY MAINERS THAT VACATION IN TEXASS DO YOUALL?
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