10 Reasons Why is Rural Idaho the Perfect Place for the Far Right

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

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1. The pot holes are really bad but most of them have dirt roads out of them.

2. It is the only purely third world state in the US and third place isn't bad.

3.There is no other place on earth where 99.9 percent of the people believe in Creationism, but since most of the evolutionists have been killed or starved anyway, this is perfect for state harmony - no religious bickering.

4.It is a right to work state but there is no place to work anyway unless you can prove you are a Mormon or Evangelical so it doesn't matter.

5. There are no rooms or telephones that are not bugged by the right so you can't call your dealer and get him to send you some weed but they can make and sell meth in their barns - It keeps the economy going strong

6. Lots of people move here for the natural beauty and the lack of blacks, Hispanics and other minorities and the presence of the bomb shelters, the automatic weapons, the Neo-Conservatives and the Neo-Nazis. Idaho is a place where everyone agrees with each other because nobody who is progressive will come here.

7. The only TV Channel that is legal is Fox News but most people are retarded so that works perfectly.

8. Most people keep their chickens in the living room - and no chickens are killed by escapees from our many prisons and mental hospitals.

9. Homosexuality is totally taboo but bestiality, and incest (because it is "a family affair" is allowed but, well, kept out of sight.

10. Those who reject the above practices are not raptured and they will be forced to stay on earth in the and take care of the rattlesnakes at church which is compassionate conservatism.

[loveable liberal]

1. Dude.. I see you're lonely here

I'll chat with you mang. I drove through idaho, couer d'alaine .. I thought it was beautiful!!!

[jmowreader]

8. CDA kicks ass, man!

If we could only get rid of about 80 percent of the Republicans, this place would be perfect.

[GOPBasher]

2. I'm sorry you live there..

Hug? :hug: :shrug:

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

3. Humor Helps

:hi:

[idahoblue]

4. RURAL IDAHO

I can see Idaho changing. Just a little bit but progress is happening. I live in Blaine county, the only spot of blue in a red state. I am hopeful that there may be just a bit more blue after the next election.

[Vanje]

5. Owyhee County here

Is there a redder county in Idaho?
Even here, people were disgusted with Bush.

[sagetea]

6. I don't know

I think Payette co. is up there too.
I have been here for 4 yrs. and still have yet to have a friend.

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

7. Hang in there

:-) :-)